wonka

Someone who acts really creepy, but you can't exactly put your finger on how or why they are.

That dude is such a wonka. Look at him stare at the traffic lights!

Don't be a wonka dude! That chick looks way too young!

by Solid August 01, 2005

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whong

Bigger than schlong. Means a big penis.
Supposed to tie in the words whoa and wang

I don't have a dick I have a Whong! So you'd best reconize!

by Solid August 01, 2005

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A really dumb way to say you've been shot. Usually not serious or flesh wound.

Awwwe damn! I got the shotness at the club last night. Took six sitches and the cops gave me shit on top of it!

by Solid August 01, 2005

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A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.

Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.

by Solid August 01, 2005

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