Definitions by soiled undergarment

The DK 

Dorling Kindersley. Book publisher.

"Dude, check out my DK encyclopaediaz0riclickaclickaboomboomqwertyazertyjohollagadollayogyogium!"

The DK by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

telephone toughguy 

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

telephone toughguy by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

urinal mints 

Those fresheners you find in urinals to get rid of the smell of urine but it just ends up smelling of bleach and piss and it makes you wanna puke.

"Eat a urinal mint, it freshens your breath."

urinal mints by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Armpit Sucker

Someone with bad taste

"Dude, I'll give you this deep fried mars bar if you go and pull Mary the Armpit Sucker."

Armpit Sucker by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

auf wiedersehen 

Auf wiedersehen - Goodbye
Auf Fernsehen - On the TV

"Auf Wiedersehen John Jawohl!"
"John Jawohl ist auf Fernsehen!"

auf wiedersehen by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

autoexec 

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file
2) Male genitalia

"Dude, don't fuck with your autoexec.bat!"

autoexec by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Fire In the Hole

1) Used when an explosion is imminent.
2) What you get after too much curry.

1) "Dude, FIRE IN THE HOLE!" *Explosion*
2) *Fart* "Dude, I got fire in the hole!"

Fire In the Hole by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003