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by Snocap September 21, 2006
Get the baldilocks mug.n. A term to describe male masturbation on an airplane or any other mode of transportation, at a significant height.
Willie got tired of reading all of the boring magazines on his flight, so he decided to head to the bathroom for a hijack.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
Get the Hijack mug.The satisfied, excited look on an individual who is enjoying their social outting to the fullest. This would include, but not limit, a solid alcohol buzz, potential ass to be had, a strong surrounding crew, and tight music flowing through the air.
Based on Mark's barsmiles, any newcomer into the mix would quickly conclude that he was having a good night and most likely not going home empty handed.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
Get the Barsmiles mug.A minesweeper occurs when a girl gets her bikini stuck up her buttcrack. She utilizes both pointer fingers to simultaneously and symmetrically sweep the bikini out of her ass.
Megan was lying on the beach all day and when she finally stood up, she needed to pull a minesweeper to fix her bikini wedgie.
by Snocap October 17, 2006
Get the minesweeper mug.n. Someone who adds no "flavor" or "spice" to the conversation or group, to the point where the others forget that he/she even exists. This term was derived from the parsley herb which is mainly just used as garnish on a plate, yet is rarely eaten.
Man, I think we should eliminate Gary from our crew - he is such parsley and can never pull any hot ass!!!
by Snocap September 19, 2006
Get the parsley mug.Literally, means "I don't know", but it's these 3 words condensed into one and pronounced ebonically.
by Snocap February 28, 2007
Get the ahohno mug.Literally "Head Push Down". After years of women feeling humiliated from receiving the "Iron Fist", they all joined together and rebelled - thus resulting in forcing cunnilingus onto their male partners.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
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