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palintology

a belief system based upon the biblical story of creationism, versus the science of dinosaurs once roaming the earth...like the ones whose bones are in museums, and based upon a loose interpretation of the Bible to justify killing polar bears, aerial hunting of wolves, and spouting falsehoods for the sole purpose of getting elected to political office to further Christianize the planet and prepare for the Apocalyptic Prophesy.
Denying man contributes to global warming, lying about visiting Iraq and Ireland, and lying about scandals in Alaskan politics is all part of Palintology.
by snappy2 October 27, 2008
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spitzered

a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.
careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.
by snappy2 March 15, 2008
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toftt

we were on a losing streak ever since the BBW showed up and started hangin round and every one was ignoring her. to break our losing streak I TOFTT.
by snappy2 March 28, 2008
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Bbbjtcims

bareback blow job to completion in mouth with swallow. A blow job without a condom where the dude cums in the chick's mouth and then the cum is swallowed
she loves bbbjtcims. she sticks out her tongue, gulps it down, and then licks her lips.
by snappy2 February 25, 2008
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spinner

1. A chick that exercises frequently on a spinning bike
2. An adjective to describe the body of a chick that exercises frequently on a spinning bike. A spinner body is a tight well toned body with great legs.
1. Julie's a spinner.
2. Julie's got a smokin spinner bod.
by snappy2 February 25, 2008
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schmeckel

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.
Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.
by snappy2 March 31, 2008
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strap it on

get ready for some physical action. from football and strapping on a helmet before intense action.
hey homeboy, strap it on and let's go.
hey baby, strap it on and ride me.
by snappy2 February 25, 2008
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