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parkside 

A Lidl owned brand of tools, often looked upon as the European harbor freight. Quality is meh, wouldn’t depend on them for doing heavy work.
I paid only €120 for a parkside 2 stroke chainsaw and the chain fell off as soon as I tried cutting a branch. Turns out the factory hadn’t tightened the chain bolts before sending it out. Since then it’s been managing a very close second place to my stihl in terms of performance and reliability.
Something to do with magnets being arranged in a way that makes one side stronger
I hardly know what a halbach is and u likely don’t either

iPhone 17 

The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.
Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

teenage engineering 

Some company that came out of nowhere, spawned the rabbit r1, a weird overpriced tape recorder music player gadget and other oddball technology.

bhopal gas tragedy 

A perfect example of what happens if you ignore safety regulations.
15000 people died in the bhopal gas tragedy.

Bray school project 

The only place in the world that makes auschwitz look like a paradise.
Bray school project is an evil, evil place.

project pluto 

A crazy 60s project that aimed to create a giant missile with a nuclear ramjet that could fly in a 1,000 mile circle at Mach 3 for months on end in the South Pacific until given the go signal to attack the Soviet Union. It held 24 hydrogen bombs.
project pluto was as crazy as it sounds.