hypocrite

A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.

"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."

by Smokey October 29, 2003

Braff

To snort something, like a drug.

"I braffed a fat line of v the other day."

"Let's go braff some fuckin cain."

by Smokey September 10, 2004

dork

Dork was orignally (old 20th century slang term) meant as a reference to a penis. It has since come to mean a nerd.

Rats! I got my dork caught in my zipper!

He's such a dork! His glasses are held together with duct tape!

by Smokey March 04, 2005

press on

Military euphemism to continue on as/or in duty. To move on to the next task.

Give it your best shot, then press on!

by Smokey March 04, 2005

spoogey

a loogey or anything gooey that resembles a loogey

Alright damn it,who hocked a spoogey on my windshield?

by smokey December 08, 2003

Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 04, 2005