heater

slang for cigarette; term mostly used in minnesota

got a heater?, lets go play hockey!!!

by Smokey February 28, 2005

V-Tab

A Vikadin pill. Made up by Smokey, while on a v-tab.

"I snorted 1,000 millies of v-tab the other day."

"Bring the v-tabs, we're gonna get fucked up"

by Smokey September 10, 2004

Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

by Smokey October 29, 2003

bouncing booty

the act of bouncing a girls booty during sex

what u do yesterday?
bounce dis hoes booty

by smokey January 09, 2004

Putz

A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

Oh, don't be such a putz!

by Smokey March 04, 2005

bla

Usually meaning that the weather is cold.

It's fucking bla out here

by Smokey February 20, 2004

coyote nightmare

Nightclub or urban slang. When a coyote is ensnared in a trap, it will gnaw its own limb off to escape.

After a long night of drinking, inebriated couples end up having sexual relations that might not have otherwise sober. When one or the other awakes in the morning only to realize they have made a dreadful mistake and regret terribly the choice they've made, (especially based on the ungodly physical appearance of their bedmate). Hence the term "coyote nightmare."

Man....she was a coyote nightmare.

by Smokey March 04, 2005