shit son

has no real meaning... is said just for fun

out of the blue tell anyone "SHIT-SON"!

by smokey July 26, 2003

hypocrite

A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.

"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."

by Smokey October 28, 2003

bla

Usually meaning that the weather is cold.

It's fucking bla out here

by Smokey February 20, 2004

Spooge-demon

A person who secretly desires to sexually climax on another person or to be sexually climaxed upon by a another person frequently and/or often.

Man, that freak was a real spooge-demon!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

V-Tab

A Vikadin pill. Made up by Smokey, while on a v-tab.

"I snorted 1,000 millies of v-tab the other day."

"Bring the v-tabs, we're gonna get fucked up"

by Smokey September 10, 2004

catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.

I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

press on

Military euphemism to continue on as/or in duty. To move on to the next task.

Give it your best shot, then press on!

by Smokey March 03, 2005