smokey's definitions

shirt lifter

British urban slang for a male homosexual who lifts his shirt to enable sexual access to another of the same sex anal intercourse.

Oy! He looks to be a bit of a shirt-lifter to me mate!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.

I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

turkish delight

The term "Turkish-delight" originates from the islamic desire to give-or-receive it sexually in the anus.

When I was young, I was known to indulge in some turkish-delight.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

tango

aka Target.

Used in the military to signify target has been located/confirmed

Echo Foxtrot to Uniform Zulu, Over
You are 5 by 5 Echo Foxtrot
Eyes on Tango.
Execute execute execute.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

press on

Military euphemism to continue on as/or in duty. To move on to the next task.

Give it your best shot, then press on!

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Spooge-demon

A person who secretly desires to sexually climax on another person or to be sexually climaxed upon by a another person frequently and/or often.

Man, that freak was a real spooge-demon!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

Whigger

A pitiful self-loathing white person who's in the midst of a severe identity crisis, (i.e., Eminem) trying desperately to be black and/or any other culture/ethnicity/race.

Yo, at the 7-11 I spied a Whigger trying to be hot.

by Smokey May 13, 2005