smjgJsbjgsm's definitions

kissmas

A day of loving and romance.

His wife returns Monday, after a two-week absence, so it should be quite a kissmas.

by smjgJsbjgsm December 19, 2018

barkyard

A yard or area used by dogs.

The park turns into a barkyard every Saturday morning.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 8, 2018

infognito

obscured by fog or overcast conditions.

On a clear day I would have seen him, but today he was infognito.

by smjgJsbjgsm June 10, 2018

EGG

Acronym: Extremely Gorgeous Guy or Extremely Gorgeous Girl.

I am going to the beach, where I am sure to find a nice EGG or two in a swimsuit.

by smjgJsbjgsm April 22, 2019

forrest trump

An unintelligent person who believes that he can hold a position of power.

We have a forrest trump in the White House; he tweeted that the Cohen indictment "cleared me."

by smjgJsbjgsm December 10, 2018

dip service

The service of provide appetizers, snacks or drinks at the start of a social event.

I told her to provide the guests some dip service while they were waiting for me to arrive.

by smjgJsbjgsm December 8, 2018

off one's trump

Unhinged; temperamentally unsuited for one's position.

The White House staff is off one's trump; they cannot give a consistent explanation for the incriminating Russian collusion stories.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 8, 2018