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Chard

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A small town in Somerset, England.

Formerly the most dangerous town in England for its size, it is known for its pub fights and mass unemployment.

Going for a night out in Chard is one of the riskiest things a human can do in their life.
Dean: Wanna have a night out in Chard?
Matt: Chard, as in, the roughest town in England?
Dean: Oh. Perhaps not then.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
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Tiverton

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Arguably the worst town in Devon, if not all of the South West of England.

Statistically the most inbred place in the UK, it is full of alcoholics, pound shops, and chavs. Lots and lots of chavs.

Tiverton has been voted as one of the worst places to live in the UK in the past, which is well deserved.
Dave: You ever been to Tiverton mate?
Chris: I don't think I have
Dave: Don't: it is one of the most horrid settlements on planet earth.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
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Haywards Heath

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The armpit of West Sussex.

Formerly a well respected, safe and happy town, it is now the home of drug dealers, chavs, snobs and rough council estates like Bentswood.
Haywards Heath was a nice town years ago man, now it's the biggest shithole going.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
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