Definitions by smendler

Tae Bong Do

The art of inhaling large amounts of fumes from burning cannabis leaves. Mastering this art requires hours of assiduous practice.

"I don't wanna say that Ted smokes a lot of weed, but he's got a black belt in Tae Bong Do, y'know what I'm saying?"

Tae Bong Do by smendler April 21, 2010

cootie catcher 

an origami "fortune-teller" device made out of paper - a favorite among girls around 6th grade or so, but popular with all ages and genders.

To make a cootie-catcher, fold a paper square to form four "pyramids". The player opens and closes the pyramids with their index fingers and thumb, revealing different things (usually numbers or colors) on the inside surfaces.

The person who is having their "fortune" told chooses once, twice, or three times, and then the paper is unfolded to reveal a "fortune"

Jessica: "Wanna play cootie catcher? It'll tell you who your boyfriend is!"

Suzie: "Okay!"

Jessica: "Pick a number."

Suzie: "Okay- um - 4. Now - Red. Now 6. (unfolds cootie catcher message) Eeuuwww - I do NOT like Timmy Jones! Yuck!"

cootie catcher by smendler December 10, 2009

conserfs 

Economically challenged citizens who support conservative causes, despite the fact that doing so is against their economic self-interest.

"Didja see all those conserfs at their 9/12 march?"

conserfs by smendler September 22, 2009

famesque 

Famous simply for "being famous."

"Sienna Miller is not famous. She is famesque. " - Amy Argetsinger, Washington Post, 8/10/2009

famesque by smendler August 11, 2009

Corpzi 

supporter of Corporate Socialism

"Damn, these Corpzis have no shame at all, do they?"

Corpzi by smendler July 29, 2009

wargasm 

The ecstatic rush of adrenaline and testosterone experienced by warmongers, militarists, and belligerists at the beginning of a long-anticipated armed conflict.

"If Israel attacks Iran, John Bolton will have such a wargasm that his head might explode."

wargasm by smendler July 29, 2009

belligerism 

The opposite of pacifism; the belief that war is a good thing, and there should be more of it.

"General Patton was a firm believer in belligerism."

belligerism by smendler July 29, 2009