Definitions by smartypants

skitching 

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.

So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.

skitching by smartypants October 7, 2004

Gettin' small 

To go away. Taken from the visual image of someone getting smaller as go farther away. Used on Chicago's west side during the late 90's.

Hey, it's time to get small, the popo is coming.

Gettin' small by smartypants October 6, 2004

pumpkin head 

Prison slang for someone who was beaten severely. The term is taken from the swollen condition of their head.

See also balloon head

Man, that pumpkin head got what was coming to him after he snitched on Hector.

pumpkin head by smartypants October 6, 2004

balloon head 

A prison term for someone that is beaten severely to the point that their head is swollen.

See also: pumpkin head

Hey, that snitch was turned into a balloon head.

balloon head by smartypants October 6, 2004

Ford 

To gearheads a hot good-looking girl or an ugly unattractive girl, depending on your car preference. The positive or negitive use of the term also determines the meaning of "Chevy" as its opposite. The positive or negative meaning is linked to the speaker's view of the better carmaker.

Man, that girl is a Ford!

Ford by smartypants October 6, 2004

Chevy 

To gearheads a hot good-looking girl or an ugly unattractive girl, depending on your car preference. The positive or negitive use of the term also determines the meaning of "Ford" as its opposite. The positive or negative meaning is linked to the speaker's view of the better carmaker.

Man, that girl is a Chevy.

Chevy by smartypants October 6, 2004

happy stick 

a cigarette containing weed which is also laced with another drug.

Hey, lets smoke some happy sticks.

happy stick by smartypants October 6, 2004