Lancashire Tasty

Semen / ejaculate, cum, sperm .

I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.

by slssfw May 20, 2005

dishevelled lugworm

A withered and deflated penis which is unable to undergo an erection.

Emmakins was unable to breath life into Ambrose's dishevelled lugworm.

by slssfw April 25, 2005

clew

An acronym of Canine Lipstick engine weasel, i.e a dog

Dude, have you taken clew out for a walk in the park this morning ?

by slssfw May 20, 2005

snotkins

A hybrid of a snotface and lookins.

I wouldn't mind giving that snotkins over there one up the arse.

by slssfw April 30, 2005

Engine Zip

Young nubile ( 16 - 22 yrs) London raver girls from the early / mid 90s.

Look at Engine zip. I bet she's pilled up and feeling horny.

by slssfw May 20, 2005

beavis engine

A stste reached by a person when he/she is excessively high on drugs such as cocaine or amphetamines, and is unable to stop talking - mainly beavisesque gibberish and to the utter annoyance of the poor individual who has to listen.

Speed freak : blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...(mindless on going shit)...

Normal person : "Dude you've reached Beavis Engine ."

by slssfw April 30, 2005