slssfw's definitions

Lancashire Tasty

Semen / ejaculate, cum, sperm .

I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

clew

An acronym of Canine Lipstick engine weasel, i.e a dog

Dude, have you taken clew out for a walk in the park this morning ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005

gumjoe

A guy who has no teeth and likes giving gumjobs ( blowjobs by guys with no teeth). Usually a gumjoe is over 55/60 yrs of age.

Hey man did you go over to that gloryhole and get sucked off by gumjoe ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005

pelican fly

When you are completely wasted/high stoned to the point of totally losing it. Can only really reach "pelican fly" on cocaine, amphetamines. E, LSD. But some people can reach it on marijuana.
Origins from the film "Scarface." Al Paccino is sitting in a bath watching TV and sees a pair of flamingoes flying and says : "Hey Manny look at it .. Pelican fly come on pelican."

Man I smoked some really strong weed and was "pelican fly."

by slssfw April 29, 2005

bumbled

Cockney street slang meaning high on ecstasy
Origins from "bumble bee ( E )"

i.e bumble bee'd - E'ed.

Look at the geezer over there he looks pretty bumbled.

by slssfw May 23, 2005

Engine Zip

Young nubile ( 16 - 22 yrs) London raver girls from the early / mid 90s.

Look at Engine zip. I bet she's pilled up and feeling horny.

by slssfw May 22, 2005