slssfw's definitions

clew

An acronym of Canine Lipstick engine weasel, i.e a dog

Dude, have you taken clew out for a walk in the park this morning ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005

flew

An acronym of feline lipstick engine weasel i.e a cat.
Lipstick engine because the penis elongation process is similar to that of a stick of lipstick being screwed out of it's casing.

Hey, did you empty flew's litter tray this morning ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005

Lancashire Tasty

Semen / ejaculate, cum, sperm .

I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

pelican fly

When you are completely wasted/high stoned to the point of totally losing it. Can only really reach "pelican fly" on cocaine, amphetamines. E, LSD. But some people can reach it on marijuana.
Origins from the film "Scarface." Al Paccino is sitting in a bath watching TV and sees a pair of flamingoes flying and says : "Hey Manny look at it .. Pelican fly come on pelican."

Man I smoked some really strong weed and was "pelican fly."

by slssfw April 29, 2005

fofw

An acronym for Finger Of Fudge Willard.
A guy who has tried his heart out to chat up a girl and get into her knickers for a shag but all he gets for his efforts is a "finger of fudge."

He tried his best to screw her but all he ended up with at the end of the evening was a finger of fudge.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

Engine Zip

Young nubile ( 16 - 22 yrs) London raver girls from the early / mid 90s.

Look at Engine zip. I bet she's pilled up and feeling horny.

by slssfw May 22, 2005