Lancashire Tasty

Semen / ejaculate, cum, sperm .

I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

tortah

Punjabi word for parrot.

You should have seen tortah , he was wrecked and listening to Radio Rave.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

dishevelled lugworm

A withered and deflated penis which is unable to undergo an erection.

Emmakins was unable to breath life into Ambrose's dishevelled lugworm.

by slssfw April 24, 2005

snotface

16-22 yr old female indie-kid from the early 1990s. Listens to Nirvana and the like. Likes to drink and smoke and is quite loud.. Dress code mainly black and wears Doc Martin boots. If a snotface is wearing black tights or stockings you can guarantee they will have large holes in them.
Sexually uninspiring and lacklustre in bed. Male equivalent is called a "Young Weasel." A popular hangout was a pub called the Dome in Tuffnell Park, North London back in early 90s.

Hey man check out that snotface, I bet her knickers stink of stale piss.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

gumjoe

A guy who has no teeth and likes giving gumjobs ( blowjobs by guys with no teeth). Usually a gumjoe is over 55/60 yrs of age.

Hey man did you go over to that gloryhole and get sucked off by gumjoe ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005

clew

An acronym of Canine Lipstick engine weasel, i.e a dog

Dude, have you taken clew out for a walk in the park this morning ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005