fofw

An acronym for Finger Of Fudge Willard.
A guy who has tried his heart out to chat up a girl and get into her knickers for a shag but all he gets for his efforts is a "finger of fudge."
He tried his best to screw her but all he ended up with at the end of the evening was a finger of fudge.
by slssfw April 30, 2005
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flew

An acronym of feline lipstick engine weasel i.e a cat.
Lipstick engine because the penis elongation process is similar to that of a stick of lipstick being screwed out of it's casing.
Hey, did you empty flew's litter tray this morning ?
by slssfw May 20, 2005
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pelican fly

When you are completely wasted/high stoned to the point of totally losing it. Can only really reach "pelican fly" on cocaine, amphetamines. E, LSD. But some people can reach it on marijuana.
Origins from the film "Scarface." Al Paccino is sitting in a bath watching TV and sees a pair of flamingoes flying and says : "Hey Manny look at it .. Pelican fly come on pelican."
Man I smoked some really strong weed and was "pelican fly."
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snotface

16-22 yr old female indie-kid from the early 1990s. Listens to Nirvana and the like. Likes to drink and smoke and is quite loud.. Dress code mainly black and wears Doc Martin boots. If a snotface is wearing black tights or stockings you can guarantee they will have large holes in them.
Sexually uninspiring and lacklustre in bed. Male equivalent is called a "Young Weasel." A popular hangout was a pub called the Dome in Tuffnell Park, North London back in early 90s.
Hey man check out that snotface, I bet her knickers stink of stale piss.
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fofl

An acronym for Finger Of Fudge Lookins.
A Lookins who readily gets her crack / arse fingered whilst snogging and under the influence of alcohol.
Do you fancy Emma ****** ?
Nah , but she's an enjoyable fofl.
by slssfw April 30, 2005
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gumjoe

A guy who has no teeth and likes giving gumjobs ( blowjobs by guys with no teeth). Usually a gumjoe is over 55/60 yrs of age.
Hey man did you go over to that gloryhole and get sucked off by gumjoe ?
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young weasel

16-22yr old male indie-kid from the early 90s. Listens to Nirvana, Red Hot Chilli Pepeprs etc.."Student Grant" types who think they are intelligent, articulate, cool and radical ( origins are from comfortable middle class ) but are infact arseholes. Male equivalent of snotface. aka Young Larkins.
You've gots to laugh at this young weasel's attempt skin up a joint.
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