slssfw's definitions

stamp licker

A slang term for a woman who derives pleasure from performing oral sex on another female, i.e. is a lesbian.

Dude , look at her, I bet she's a stamp licker.

by slssfw April 24, 2005

young weasel

16-22yr old male indie-kid from the early 90s. Listens to Nirvana, Red Hot Chilli Pepeprs etc.."Student Grant" types who think they are intelligent, articulate, cool and radical ( origins are from comfortable middle class ) but are infact arseholes. Male equivalent of snotface. aka Young Larkins.

You've gots to laugh at this young weasel's attempt skin up a joint.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

lookins

A plump / chubby young girl ( 18 - 25 yrs and semi-fashion conscious ) who enjoys drink and drugs and who is sexually promiscuous. Lookins are renowned for having plump , fleshy rounded vulvas which become very wet and highly aroused during sexual stimulation.

Man check out Lookins over there. I bet she is gagging for it.

by slssfw April 24, 2005

fofl

An acronym for Finger Of Fudge Lookins.
A Lookins who readily gets her crack / arse fingered whilst snogging and under the influence of alcohol.

Do you fancy Emma ****** ?
Nah , but she's an enjoyable fofl.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

Starling Engine

After smoking really strong weed one reaches a state of "Starling engine" when the sound of starlings drives a person to a high induced paranoia.

Oh dude you smoked that weed and ended up starling engine.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

flew

An acronym of feline lipstick engine weasel i.e a cat.
Lipstick engine because the penis elongation process is similar to that of a stick of lipstick being screwed out of it's casing.

Hey, did you empty flew's litter tray this morning ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005

dishevelled lugworm

A withered and deflated penis which is unable to undergo an erection.

Emmakins was unable to breath life into Ambrose's dishevelled lugworm.

by slssfw April 24, 2005