20 definitions by slssfw

Engine Zip

Young nubile ( 16 - 22 yrs) London raver girls from the early / mid 90s.

Look at Engine zip. I bet she's pilled up and feeling horny.

by slssfw May 20, 2005

dishevelled lugworm

A withered and deflated penis which is unable to undergo an erection.

Emmakins was unable to breath life into Ambrose's dishevelled lugworm.

by slssfw April 25, 2005

stamp licker

A slang term for a woman who derives pleasure from performing oral sex on another female, i.e. is a lesbian.

Dude , look at her, I bet she's a stamp licker.

by slssfw April 25, 2005

tortah

Punjabi word for parrot.

You should have seen tortah , he was wrecked and listening to Radio Rave.

by slssfw May 20, 2005

fofl

An acronym for Finger Of Fudge Lookins.
A Lookins who readily gets her crack / arse fingered whilst snogging and under the influence of alcohol.

Do you fancy Emma ****** ?
Nah , but she's an enjoyable fofl.

by slssfw April 30, 2005

Uncle

Translated into Punjabi it means breast.

Man look at the size of that girl's uncles !

by slssfw April 25, 2005

Lancashire Tasty

Semen / ejaculate, cum, sperm .

I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.

by slssfw May 20, 2005