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Lancashire Tasty

I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.
by slssfw May 22, 2005
mugGet the Lancashire Tastymug.

dishevelled lugworm

A withered and deflated penis which is unable to undergo an erection.
Emmakins was unable to breath life into Ambrose's dishevelled lugworm.
by slssfw April 24, 2005
mugGet the dishevelled lugwormmug.

flew

An acronym of feline lipstick engine weasel i.e a cat.
Lipstick engine because the penis elongation process is similar to that of a stick of lipstick being screwed out of it's casing.
Hey, did you empty flew's litter tray this morning ?
by slssfw May 22, 2005
mugGet the flewmug.

stamp licker

A slang term for a woman who derives pleasure from performing oral sex on another female, i.e. is a lesbian.
Dude , look at her, I bet she's a stamp licker.
by slssfw April 24, 2005
mugGet the stamp lickermug.

beavis engine

A stste reached by a person when he/she is excessively high on drugs such as cocaine or amphetamines, and is unable to stop talking - mainly beavisesque gibberish and to the utter annoyance of the poor individual who has to listen.
Speed freak : blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...(mindless on going shit)...

Normal person : "Dude you've reached Beavis Engine ."
by slssfw April 29, 2005
mugGet the beavis enginemug.

young weasel

16-22yr old male indie-kid from the early 90s. Listens to Nirvana, Red Hot Chilli Pepeprs etc.."Student Grant" types who think they are intelligent, articulate, cool and radical ( origins are from comfortable middle class ) but are infact arseholes. Male equivalent of snotface. aka Young Larkins.
You've gots to laugh at this young weasel's attempt skin up a joint.
by slssfw April 29, 2005
mugGet the young weaselmug.

fofw

An acronym for Finger Of Fudge Willard.
A guy who has tried his heart out to chat up a girl and get into her knickers for a shag but all he gets for his efforts is a "finger of fudge."
He tried his best to screw her but all he ended up with at the end of the evening was a finger of fudge.
by slssfw April 29, 2005
mugGet the fofwmug.

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