slopass's definitions

The Cooler

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH! Yeah.

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

Dalton

by slopass December 13, 2004

elephant cock

black man sized dick or an actual elephant dick

Have you seen the new movie snakemen. Those guys have elephant cocks.

by slopass December 18, 2002

dumfuck

an extremely dumb peice of shit that can't even tell the dumb and fuck are two seperate words. he even spells dumb wrong

your a dumfuck

by slopass March 18, 2003

buttslop

dirty slop usully coming from the butt

that bitch has buttslop all over her face!

by slopass December 6, 2002

drunkass

A peice of shit that inhales far too many beers or shots and stumbles around like a fucking dumbass

Look at that drunkass walking around like a stumbling clown, he is a fucking dumbfuck.

by slopass August 15, 2003

Filthy Bowler

A sexual act where a female gets into the fetal position and their partner sticks his/her thumb into the female's anus and thier middle and ring fingers into the females vagina. After the insertion is completed, the female must be lifted and brought to the nearest stairway and be rolled down the stairs, just like a bowling ball down the lane, hence the name "filthy bowler"

Person1: "Hey, you know craltan."

Person2: "Yeah, Why?"

Person1: "He gave Tammi the filthy bowler, isn't he cool?"

Person2: "Did he really? He is the coolest!!"

by slopass December 11, 2003