slegotoo's definitions

Nepotize

Verb. Appointing a family member to an important position ahead of other, more qualified applicants.

My uncle is going to nepotize me right into that management job at his cracker factory.

by slegotoo November 9, 2010

Exaggerbate

Verb. Getting euphoric enjoyment from building one exaggeration on top of another.

I was so bored listening to Harry exaggerbate about his big date last night.

by slegotoo November 9, 2010

Phaccent

Noun. A phony accent.

Dude. That awful phaccent sounded more British than Austrailian.

by slegotoo November 9, 2010

WTFFF?!

WTFFF?! is an abbreviation of the phrase "What The Fucking Fuck FUCK?!". Building on the tradition of other phrase abbreviations - such as WTF, WTH, ROTFL, and so on - WTFFF?! is used to express a highly elevated sense of angry, almost disbelieving astonishment and disgust at an idea, event, quote, or any other ridiculous, stupid, asinine, incredible, irresponsible, banal, incredulous thing.

"While reading the morning paper, I came across an article supporting the nomination of Dick Cheney for some kind of humanitarian award for his philanthropic work in the middle East. Gobsmacked, I actually had to read the article again to make sure those words were actually there - they were. And I was totally, like, how is Dick "My Name Really Is Dick" Cheney going to get a humanitarian ANYthing? Do they even know who he IS? And what he's DONE? WTFFF?!"

by slegotoo October 26, 2013

iggynaut

noun

A person who's so obviously ignorant, they seem to have been specially trained in it. Their views are so out-of-touch, they seem to be from outer space.

While I was on line for coffee, this iggynaut kept trying to explain to me why gay marriage would be the end of the world.

by slegotoo March 17, 2012

cheney

noun

The little bits of fuzz that sometimes collect in one's butt-crack after wearing sweat-pants without underwear.

When I got home from playing handball with my buds, there was this wad of cheney in my ass-crack from my sweats. I gotta remember to wear underwear, next time.

by slegotoo April 1, 2012

Iggynaut

iggynaut |ih-gee-not|

(noun)

A person so obviously aloof and out-of touch, they seem to have spent years in a government agency training to be ignorant; like an astronaut trains to go into space.

While I was on-line for coffee, this iggynaut kept trying to explain to me why gay marriage would be the end of the world.

by slegotoo July 28, 2012