Noun. A word used to describe the amount, or frequency of a person's cell phone usage; usually a large amount.
by slegotoo November 08, 2010
by slegotoo November 08, 2010
WTFFF?! is an abbreviation of the phrase "What The Fucking Fuck FUCK?!". Building on the tradition of other phrase abbreviations - such as WTF, WTH, ROTFL, and so on - WTFFF?! is used to express a highly elevated sense of angry, almost disbelieving astonishment and disgust at an idea, event, quote, or any other ridiculous, stupid, asinine, incredible, irresponsible, banal, incredulous thing.
"While reading the morning paper, I came across an article supporting the nomination of Dick Cheney for some kind of humanitarian award for his philanthropic work in the middle East. Gobsmacked, I actually had to read the article again to make sure those words were actually there - they were. And I was totally, like, how is Dick "My Name Really Is Dick" Cheney going to get a humanitarian ANYthing? Do they even know who he IS? And what he's DONE? WTFFF?!"
by slegotoo October 25, 2013
Noun. An unfinished handjob that leaves the recipient hanging without the release of orgasm. Word is not gender specific.
We were crazy making out on the couch—she was working my cock like a Shakeweight. Then her phone rang, and it was her sister with a flat tire. So, she had to go. Left me with a hanger that would kill Ron Jeremy.
by slegotoo January 23, 2011
noun
A person who's so obviously ignorant, they seem to have been specially trained in it. Their views are so out-of-touch, they seem to be from outer space.
A person who's so obviously ignorant, they seem to have been specially trained in it. Their views are so out-of-touch, they seem to be from outer space.
While I was on line for coffee, this iggynaut kept trying to explain to me why gay marriage would be the end of the world.
by slegotoo February 09, 2012
iggynaut |ih-gee-not|
(noun)
A person so obviously aloof and out-of touch, they seem to have spent years in a government agency training to be ignorant; like an astronaut trains to go into space.
(noun)
A person so obviously aloof and out-of touch, they seem to have spent years in a government agency training to be ignorant; like an astronaut trains to go into space.
While I was on-line for coffee, this iggynaut kept trying to explain to me why gay marriage would be the end of the world.
by slegotoo March 13, 2012
by slegotoo November 08, 2010