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A game of chicken, where roommates will let trash pile up in the kitchen garbage can until one roommate eventually takes it out. The roommate that gives in and takes the trash out, is the loser. Garbage Chicken can sometimes go on for weeks.
Shelly: Why don't you take that trash out already? It's disgusting.
Mason: No way. I'm in the middle of a game of Garbage Chicken with my roommates, and I'm not giving in this time.
Mason: No way. I'm in the middle of a game of Garbage Chicken with my roommates, and I'm not giving in this time.
by slamjackson.com June 3, 2011
Get the Garbage Chickenmug. Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.
Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
by slamjackson.com June 16, 2013
Get the Controlled Releasemug. Joey: Hey man, you Full-Timing yet?
Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.
Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.
by slamjackson.com June 3, 2011
Get the Full-Timingmug. by slamjackson.com June 28, 2010
Get the Buzz Plusmug. A great time.
What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
by slamjackson.com June 28, 2010
Get the Barrel of Monkeysmug. Person 1: Man, those guys next door are really blowin' up the boom box. Are they always that loud?
Person 2: Not all the time, but it seems like they always have a lot of people over on the weekends.
Person 2: Not all the time, but it seems like they always have a lot of people over on the weekends.
by slamjackson.com December 28, 2010
Get the Blowin' Up the Boom Boxmug. A phrase that was probably not coined by the Ultramagnetic MC's, but was most definitely made popular by their 1987 single, "Traveling At The Speed of Thought". This essentially means to brainstorm.
Cedric: How are we supposed to explain losing $3,000 this weekend?!
Keith: Don't flip out. Let's just Travel At The Speed of Thought and we will come up with something.
Keith: Don't flip out. Let's just Travel At The Speed of Thought and we will come up with something.
by slamjackson.com June 4, 2011
Get the Travel At The Speed of Thoughtmug.