skyjuice's definitions

Walkward

Adjective to qualify an alkward moment experienced when one recognizes someone far away and walks for a long time to reach them without knowing whether to look at the person or elsewhere.

I saw Jessica at the end of the street and she went towards me. This was going to be walkward.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

Smurphobia

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Ballglazing

The act of coating your balls with a shiny substance.

Yesterday I did some ballglazing in order to...in order to...uhh.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Brown Letter

A letter containing poo.

When she retired she mailed her ancient workplace, but didn't get her job back because they were brown letters.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Milfantasy

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.

Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Gridfaced

The adjective describing someone who slept on their tennis racket.

Tom is gridfaced since last night.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008