skyjuice's definitions

Dickrest

Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.

After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

russian tornado

When a girl takes the guy's penis between her hands, moveing them back and forth as if to light a fire with sticks.

My girlfriend gave me a russian tornado last night and I haven't unwinded yet.

by Skyjuice December 30, 2008

Gridfaced

The adjective describing someone who slept on their tennis racket.

Tom is gridfaced since last night.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Urban Poet

One who uses the Urban Dictionary in a scholar establishment.

Teacher:"That word doesn't exist Jhonny!"
Jhonny:" Protip douchechill: I'm an Urban Poet, so eat humble pie!"

by Skyjuice December 30, 2008

Beethoven Nightmare

When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.

I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Dinner, Supper and Deserved

This is the act of holding oneself from going to the bathroom, despite the need,during two meals. "Deserved" stands for the release one gets upon achieval.

It was hard, but I'm glad I went through dinner, supper and deserved.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008