skyjuice's definitions

Beethoven Nightmare

When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.

I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Werestache

Person who's look changes completely when wearing a mustache, so much they can barely be recognized.

That day, when my brother came into the house and looked into my eyes, my blood frose: I learned he was a werestache.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Magical Definition

Definition one writes believing it will become true.

"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Reality Pirate

Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.

Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

going moron

Superlative form of "playing the fool". When one is about to engage in idotic activities, realises it, yet goes through with it.

I asked my friend to kick me in the nuts. As he raised his leg a doubt suddenly came to my mind. "Fuck that", I thought, "I'm going moron...UUUHH."

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Slice and Fuck

The act of making an opening into a material or product and then proceeding to sexual intercourse with it.

Slice and Fuck: better than Fish and Chips.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Curve Force

A lesser known interaction in physics, primarily between men's eyes and women's bodies.

The Curve Force is known to possess the lowest value in terms of utility, and the greatest potential of disaster. It is a spontaneous reaction, and hence difficult to prevent. Its directly proportional to the beauty of the woman, and inversly to that of the man.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008