skyjuice's definitions

Blinkercourse

A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.

My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Mozarting

Screaming while peeing in a public urinal as to make others frightened.

I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Magical Definition

Definition one writes believing it will become true.

"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Werestache

Person who's look changes completely when wearing a mustache, so much they can barely be recognized.

That day, when my brother came into the house and looked into my eyes, my blood frose: I learned he was a werestache.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Dickrest

Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.

After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Pissed-Off-Ex

Term referring to a person whom after breakup tries to badmouth their ex on sites such as Myspace or Urban Dictionary, thus wasting editors' (non-precious) time.

Instead of swinging her fist into his face, she decided to go home and be a Pissed-Off-Ex.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

McBurghost

In western superstition: vengeful spirit that inhabits the body of a man after eating at Mc.Donalds. It cannot be seen, only heard through loud groans and screams coming out of one's rear.

"Dude, go see a priest: I think you have a McBurghost."

by skyjuice December 30, 2008