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grandma

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.
Grandmas are really old.
by Skin-Nerd August 10, 2005
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Internet Explorer

The web browser equivalent of trying not to get mugged in Newark, New Jersey.
by Skin-Nerd August 21, 2005
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Sarah Lane

It was cool how Sarah called Kevin a stupid newbie.
by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005
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PBS

A channel with little childrens shows in the morning that are immediately interrupted by two people urging you to buy crap nonbody wants.
Mommy! Mommy! Barney told us to count to ten and sign up for this club and recieve a worthless Barney tote bag!
by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005
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Free Bird

1: A sappy song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that goes into a 7 minute kick-ass guitar solo. Can be found on the album, 'Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd.'

2: Something you yell when people are done performing music, works best with local bands. Originated in the eighties by a DJ from Chicago.
\m/ \m/

FREE BIRD
by Skin-Nerd August 5, 2005
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1989

The year the internet was invented.
The end of synthesizer-abusing music.
The end of female singers singing terribly.
The end of out-of-focus music videos that used horrid speccial effects and made no sense.
The end of 1988.
Hooray for the 1989!
by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005
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Santa

The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.
Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.
by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005
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