V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

by Skin-Nerd August 07, 2005

Santa

The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.

Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.

by Skin-Nerd August 06, 2005

Gmail

The coolest email service. Ever.
It doesn't kill of Hotmail only, it kills off all of the email services. If you don't have it, get an invite or you'll make yourself look like a dick.

I have a bazillion Gmail invites.

by Skin-Nerd August 06, 2005

Vin Diesel

The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.

And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.

by Skin-Nerd August 08, 2005

breast

A bulging flap of skin on a woman that have magical powers because they produce a tractor beam to suck men's eyes and sometimes their hands. Vary in size. Sometimes lawsuits for sexual harassment occur.

Look up Chelsea Charms on Google image search.

by Skin-Nerd August 06, 2005

Sims 2

A game that takes quite a chunk of space out of your computer, amounting it to nothing by the time the fourth expansion comes out. If your compy has the specs to run it, you'll have a reasonably fun time.

I spend more time downloading crap for my sims than playing it.
I've downloaded so much I can't even play anymore.

by Skin-Nerd August 06, 2005

Sarah Lane

The very hot co-host of Attack of the Show.

It was cool how Sarah called Kevin a stupid newbie.

by Skin-Nerd August 06, 2005