skeeter mcdougal's definitions
Stallone's Law states that (when guns are involved, usually) 1 man has better chances of killing 20 men than 20 men killing 1.
This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.
This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.
Person 1: "This movie is retarded, how come those stereotypical movie bad guys with the leather jackets and the foreign accents can't hit the main character? They seem to do perfectly fine hitting the stairs and the metal railing.."
Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."
Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."
by Skeeter McDougal August 10, 2005
Get the stallone's lawmug. The term Avril Push was derived from Avril Lavigne music videos which, more or less, follow the same formula. Theres always a man that looks like hes from a shampoo/hair product commercial that is mean to Avril. At some point in the video, Avril pushes this man away from her (almost always in slow-motion) and then runs off to sing into the camera.
This term has come to describe any scenario in which a distressed woman pushes a man away in an overly-dramatic fashion and then runs off.
This term has come to describe any scenario in which a distressed woman pushes a man away in an overly-dramatic fashion and then runs off.
Angus: "Yeah so what happened with your girlfriend last night. You were at the party and she was acting like you were being all mean to her. Did she Avril Push you?"
Roger: "Yeah, it was weird. I was talking to her and then she pushed me really really slowly and then ran away and started singing."
Roger: "Yeah, it was weird. I was talking to her and then she pushed me really really slowly and then ran away and started singing."
by Skeeter McDougal December 31, 2005
Get the Avril Pushmug. Just as a marksman shows proficiency and skill with a gun, so does a wangsman with his wang. A wangsman is able to do all the elaborate and perhaps disgusting acts that can be researched on this very site.
No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
Wangsman: Yeah so the other night I pulled off a Sudanese Spunkbbuster last night on Starkeisha.
Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...
Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
Get the wangsmanmug. Derived from the popular pearl necklace in which a man ejaculates on a woman's neck, a pearl moustache consists of a man depositing semen on a woman's upper lip, creating a pearly-white moustache of sorts.
This act requires a deft control of one's wang in order to not just perform your average facial. Only the most talented of wangsmen have mastered the pearl moustache.
This act requires a deft control of one's wang in order to not just perform your average facial. Only the most talented of wangsmen have mastered the pearl moustache.
Inexperienced wangsman: Yeah so I attempted a pearl moustache last night on Tayfondah and I couldn't move fast enough. What a mess it was!
Experienced wangsman: n00b...
Experienced wangsman: n00b...
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
Get the pearl moustachemug. Doo-Doo Vapor is a substance which, although not deadly, is very unpleasant and should be avoided at all costs. Doo-Doo Vapor occurs when somebody has decided to take a shower but also has to take a dump (in a bathroom where the toilet and shower are in the same room).
If this person makes the mistake of taking the dump first, flushes and then gets ready to take a shower, everything seems fine. However, when the shower has started, the steam created by the hot water binds with tiny floating objects referred to in the scientific community as "doo-doo particles". After a few minutes, the person in the shower is now surrounded by air that smells like shit and is breathing it in. A valuable lesson is learned.
If this person makes the mistake of taking the dump first, flushes and then gets ready to take a shower, everything seems fine. However, when the shower has started, the steam created by the hot water binds with tiny floating objects referred to in the scientific community as "doo-doo particles". After a few minutes, the person in the shower is now surrounded by air that smells like shit and is breathing it in. A valuable lesson is learned.
Millions of people a year come in contact with Doo-Doo Vapor. If you enter a bathroom that has doo-doo vapor in the air, exit immediately and scorn whoever took a shit and a shower one after the other before you.
by Skeeter McDougal May 9, 2006
Get the Doo-Doo Vapormug. This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.
by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005
Get the brown sockmug. Bobby McPrescott is a term used to describe a person that tends to be whiney or high-maintenence. It can technically be used to describe a female, but most scholars generally view this as incorrect.
This word is derived from a song by group x. In context, the word was used in a mocking tone by Hashmir who was reprimanding a kid, this Bobby McPrescott (actually Blade from the band), who was complaining about physical ailments because (as Hashmir deduced) he failed to eat enough cheese to be healthy.
This word is derived from a song by group x. In context, the word was used in a mocking tone by Hashmir who was reprimanding a kid, this Bobby McPrescott (actually Blade from the band), who was complaining about physical ailments because (as Hashmir deduced) he failed to eat enough cheese to be healthy.
The excerpt in question from Group X - Cheese:
Bobby: All the kids at Eddie's are sayin' my bones are astrew, and that my arm... my arm looks like a garbage truck.
Hashmir: Oh, oh its right Bobby McPrescott. You know you're not eating a lot of cheese thats why. You're supposed to eat something like 14 hundred gallons per day or something.
Bobby: All the kids at Eddie's are sayin' my bones are astrew, and that my arm... my arm looks like a garbage truck.
Hashmir: Oh, oh its right Bobby McPrescott. You know you're not eating a lot of cheese thats why. You're supposed to eat something like 14 hundred gallons per day or something.
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
Get the Bobby McPrescottmug.