skeeter mcdougal's definitions
Doo-Doo Vapor is a substance which, although not deadly, is very unpleasant and should be avoided at all costs. Doo-Doo Vapor occurs when somebody has decided to take a shower but also has to take a dump (in a bathroom where the toilet and shower are in the same room).
If this person makes the mistake of taking the dump first, flushes and then gets ready to take a shower, everything seems fine. However, when the shower has started, the steam created by the hot water binds with tiny floating objects referred to in the scientific community as "doo-doo particles". After a few minutes, the person in the shower is now surrounded by air that smells like shit and is breathing it in. A valuable lesson is learned.
If this person makes the mistake of taking the dump first, flushes and then gets ready to take a shower, everything seems fine. However, when the shower has started, the steam created by the hot water binds with tiny floating objects referred to in the scientific community as "doo-doo particles". After a few minutes, the person in the shower is now surrounded by air that smells like shit and is breathing it in. A valuable lesson is learned.
Millions of people a year come in contact with Doo-Doo Vapor. If you enter a bathroom that has doo-doo vapor in the air, exit immediately and scorn whoever took a shit and a shower one after the other before you.
by Skeeter McDougal May 9, 2006
Get the Doo-Doo Vapormug. The Proposition System is a very tactful system that allows one to identify a woman whom he finds attractive and to discreetly show it to his friends. Though the Proposition System can apply to a woman that is just generally beautiful, more often than not in real-world implementation it is used to identify a woman with an attractive posterior.
The Proposition System has a clearly defined syntax which must be adhered to in order to be used effectively.
The Proposition System has a clearly defined syntax which must be adhered to in order to be used effectively.
Proper usage of the Proposition System:
In keeping with the fact that the Proposition System is mainly used to identify attractive posteriors, the syntax goes "Proposition {color of pants/skirt/shorts/etc of the woman in question}?"
If the woman is wearing jeans around other women whom are also wearing jeans, one may differentiate by saying the color of the woman's shirt followed by the word 'top'.
The surrounding males must then either approve or disapprove of the propositioner's findings with an 'affirmative' or 'negative'
Example:
Mike:"Jesus christ! Proposition grey at 7 o' clock."
Jon:"Affirmative, my friend. Good eye."
In keeping with the fact that the Proposition System is mainly used to identify attractive posteriors, the syntax goes "Proposition {color of pants/skirt/shorts/etc of the woman in question}?"
If the woman is wearing jeans around other women whom are also wearing jeans, one may differentiate by saying the color of the woman's shirt followed by the word 'top'.
The surrounding males must then either approve or disapprove of the propositioner's findings with an 'affirmative' or 'negative'
Example:
Mike:"Jesus christ! Proposition grey at 7 o' clock."
Jon:"Affirmative, my friend. Good eye."
by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005
Get the The Proposition Systemmug. A western cheeseburger is an extremely delicious, albeit unhealthy fast food. A western cheeseburger is like a regular cheeseburger, having 1-3 hamburger patties, each with cheese, but in addition has some sort of tangy barbeque sauce on the top and most of the time, 2 or so onion rings below the patties. This creates a delightful mixture of tangy sauce and the light crunch of the onion ring.
Yeah so its a good thing I'm broke because I'm pretty sure if I had a lot of money I'd eat western cheeseburgers until they killed me. Oh what a glorious death that would be!
by Skeeter McDougal October 2, 2005
Get the western cheeseburgermug. The satanic church was started in the 60's by Anton LaVey, so logic would follow that he would be able to define a satanist better than Oprah or whoever hosts Dateline or 20/20. A satanist doesn't believe in god or satan. A satanist is an atheist that believes people should be responsible for their actions.
Satanism itself addresses problems it finds with Judeo-Christian beliefs. They find that telling one's children that they should behave correctly not because its the decent thing to do but because some ridiculous land of fire will make their 'afterlife' really shitty is poor parenting.
The reason why satanists are thought of as scary people in black coats that sacrifice goats and abduct children springs from 2 sources. The first is sensationalist media outlets like Oprah and Dateline and 20/20 and all the daytime talk shows.
The second is the real reason why people believe these shows and thats the tendency of Christians to need to find evil where it doesn't exist. Christians themselves tend to be egotistical (because they only follow their faith when convenient) and like to feel more pious and self-righteous by creating an evil boogeyman that doesn't exist so they can blame society's decay on them.
Satanism itself addresses problems it finds with Judeo-Christian beliefs. They find that telling one's children that they should behave correctly not because its the decent thing to do but because some ridiculous land of fire will make their 'afterlife' really shitty is poor parenting.
The reason why satanists are thought of as scary people in black coats that sacrifice goats and abduct children springs from 2 sources. The first is sensationalist media outlets like Oprah and Dateline and 20/20 and all the daytime talk shows.
The second is the real reason why people believe these shows and thats the tendency of Christians to need to find evil where it doesn't exist. Christians themselves tend to be egotistical (because they only follow their faith when convenient) and like to feel more pious and self-righteous by creating an evil boogeyman that doesn't exist so they can blame society's decay on them.
Christian douchebag: Yeah so this little kid has gone missing, its gotta be the Satanists.
Non-idiot: Hmm, or it could be just a regular criminal.
Christian douchebag: No! Satanists ruin everything. Satanists make me ignore my faith by beating the hell out of my wife and sleeping with my secretary! Its okay though, as long as I go to church a lot and tell god I'm sorry for beating up my wife I'm good. Loopholes are great.
Non-idiot: Hmm, or it could be just a regular criminal.
Christian douchebag: No! Satanists ruin everything. Satanists make me ignore my faith by beating the hell out of my wife and sleeping with my secretary! Its okay though, as long as I go to church a lot and tell god I'm sorry for beating up my wife I'm good. Loopholes are great.
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
Get the satanistmug. Just as a marksman shows proficiency and skill with a gun, so does a wangsman with his wang. A wangsman is able to do all the elaborate and perhaps disgusting acts that can be researched on this very site.
No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
Wangsman: Yeah so the other night I pulled off a Sudanese Spunkbbuster last night on Starkeisha.
Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...
Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
Get the wangsmanmug. This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.
by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005
Get the brown sockmug. Derived from the popular pearl necklace in which a man ejaculates on a woman's neck, a pearl moustache consists of a man depositing semen on a woman's upper lip, creating a pearly-white moustache of sorts.
This act requires a deft control of one's wang in order to not just perform your average facial. Only the most talented of wangsmen have mastered the pearl moustache.
This act requires a deft control of one's wang in order to not just perform your average facial. Only the most talented of wangsmen have mastered the pearl moustache.
Inexperienced wangsman: Yeah so I attempted a pearl moustache last night on Tayfondah and I couldn't move fast enough. What a mess it was!
Experienced wangsman: n00b...
Experienced wangsman: n00b...
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
Get the pearl moustachemug.