lozage

Getting embarassed in front of someone you want to impress or making a bafoon out of yourself in a way that makes people say, "Dude you totally lost."
Yesterday I was walking up the stairs on campus with this girl I liked and fell, experiencing some serious lozage lose lost embarass.
by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009
mugGet the lozagemug.

swoop attack

When the big whig corporate people come into your work place unannounced trying to catch people misbehaving/slacking off.
Yesterday our office received a swoop attack unannounced visit corprate surprise visit by the vice president of the company who was looking to catch people being lazy/ doing what they want instead of working.
by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009
mugGet the swoop attackmug.