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Definitions by simone

love jones 

An Attraction for someone; you're feigning for them in every way...physical and mental
I got a love jones for her body and her skin tone
love jones by Simone May 6, 2005

rhode island 

the crapper, the shit hole, and the asscrack between mass and connecticut. he city shuts down at 8pm, the clubs close at 1:30 on the weekends. a bunch of colleges...theres JWU, Brown, RISD, URI, CCRI, roger williams, salve regina, stupid PC...and bunch of others i know i am forgetting...there's shit to do in this place, also it is overrun by stupid high schoolers that all look and dress the same...
god rhode island sucks...a day in rhode island is a day wasted...
rhode island by Simone May 6, 2005
an aperitif served in Spain and Portugal, which is made of equal parts white port and tonic water. served over ice with a twist of lemon, it's popular with the natives.


Also
Hombre 1: Hey, hombre, want a splash before dinner?
Hombre 2: sounds good...but mi amigo, is that not the same as a portonic?
Hombre 1: no way hombre, the portonic, it have a slice of lemon, the splash, it have a twist of lemon.
Hombre 2: o! comprendo!
splash by Simone March 1, 2005
A really derogatory word for an idiot or stupid person male or female.
Can be used without it sounding offensive.
Some "boutan" locked their keys in their car!
Boutan by Simone December 1, 2004
Neets who has lesbian tendancies
Simon is such a gaybo
gaybo by Simone May 25, 2004
Have u ever been frosted????
frosted by Simone February 16, 2004

Jade Puget 

Hottest guy in pink ever!!!!
Jade Puget by Simone February 2, 2004