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an aperitif served in Spain and Portugal, which is made of equal parts white port and tonic water. served over ice with a twist of lemon, it's popular with the natives.


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Hombre 1: Hey, hombre, want a splash before dinner?
Hombre 2: sounds good...but mi amigo, is that not the same as a portonic?
Hombre 1: no way hombre, the portonic, it have a slice of lemon, the splash, it have a twist of lemon.
Hombre 2: o! comprendo!
by simone March 1, 2005
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An Attraction for someone; you're feigning for them in every way...physical and mental
I got a love jones for her body and her skin tone
by simone May 7, 2005
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to be had for next to nothing; common enough to be worthless
Bad teachers are a dime a dozen in most high schools in Los Angeles.
by simone October 24, 2003
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A really derogatory word for an idiot or stupid person male or female.
Can be used without it sounding offensive.
Some "boutan" locked their keys in their car!
by simone December 1, 2004
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Have u ever been frosted????
by simone February 17, 2004
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the crapper, the shit hole, and the asscrack between mass and connecticut. he city shuts down at 8pm, the clubs close at 1:30 on the weekends. a bunch of colleges...theres JWU, Brown, RISD, URI, CCRI, roger williams, salve regina, stupid PC...and bunch of others i know i am forgetting...there's shit to do in this place, also it is overrun by stupid high schoolers that all look and dress the same...
god rhode island sucks...a day in rhode island is a day wasted...
by simone May 7, 2005
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