Definitions by sicmyduck
Hobbit
A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.
Oompa Loompa
Former hobbits sold into slavery to the sadistic chocolate tycoon Willie Wonka. Painted orange with their hair dyed green to break what little spirit they have left through humiliation they are forced to make chocolate and candy with their only reward being coca beans in which they immediately use to manufacture cocaine to feed their drug addiction. Their lowest point is during a tour of the chocolate factory enacted by Willy Wonka to satisfy his creepy Michael Jacksonesq love for underage children is angered by the kids chanting 'WE HAVE THE GOLDEN TICKET! WILLY WONKA HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN STICK IT!' Plans on killing the children. They enact in this plot by leading the children through the chocolate factory allowing the children to kill themselves by their own devices leaving Willy Wonka free from being charged with murder.
The Oompa Loompas are known to sing sadistic and disturbing songs while carrying out Wonkas evil deeds. Oompa Loompa doopity doo. We Oompa Loompas are going to sodimize you!!
Oompa Loompa by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Solid Snake
Not to be confused with Liquid Snake which is primarily caused by heavy consumption of taco Bell. Me coming into the bedroom with my Solid Snake. My girlfriend: Snake Snake!!!!!
Solid Snake by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Donald Duck
A anamorphic cartoon duck created by antisemitic sadist Walt Disney. Well known to suffer from bipolar disorder hence going into manic rages. Walks around in public without pants . Most known for the big controversy in Who Framed Roger Rabbit while performing piano with Daffy Duck, gets angry and calls him a gosh darn stupid nigger!!
Donald Duck by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Billy Carter
The one time self proclaimed king of rednecks. Was known to roam around his hometown in south Georgia in his obnoxious pickup truck equipped with smokestacks donning the words REDNECK POWER. Always seen in public guzzling PBR being extremely intoxicated but being quickly dismissed by local law enforcement due to being a 'good ole boy', and being the brother of an American president. Ran an hole in the wall gas station where he peddled the worlds most shittiest beer labeled with his name. Engaged in many successful attempts to throughly humiliate his brother.
Billy Carter by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Bulma
Hot blue haired female protagonists in the Dragonball series. Best known to totally pussywhip the prince of all Sayains Vegita.
Bulma: Vegita, go and change Trunks diaper NOW!!! Yamcha and Tien laughing making cracking whip sounds.