telekinesis

there really is no spoon

the creepy bald kid in the Matrix had telekinesis

by shtoink November 06, 2006

pregnant

what happens before an abortion

julie got pregnant, then got an abortion

by shtoink September 27, 2007

kull

a) a conquorer

b) Kevin Sorbo

Kevin Sorbo played Kull in Kull the Conquorer

by shtoink November 16, 2006

pubes

according to sara silverman they are something gay couples braid

"will you braid my pubes forever?"
"of course i will!"

by shtoink September 10, 2007

mimes

terrible things to waste.

a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
even though many mimes are terribly hard to fight the temptation to waste...

by Shtoink April 18, 2007