nark

to annoy or to harass someone (Aussie col.)to the extent that they get seriously pissed off.

I'll nark you to till you do it.
The old girl narked me so much that I just kicked her out.

by shonny April 24, 2008

horse hockey

A variant spelling for 'polo'.

Them snobs are playing horse hockey again

by shonny September 01, 2007

404

Nobody home.
Couldn't find it.
Nothing there.

Got to my girlfriend's house last nite, but that was a 404.
Don't bother trying, it's a 404.
Uh, not a 404 again!?! I've been trying all day!
Peter is a complete 404.

by shonny March 05, 2007

Cretinopedia

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.

by shonny October 22, 2008

Australian Kiss

Kissing or sucking ass, or playing with tongue and lips in and around someone's asshole.
Sucking up to somebody.
Much practiced by John Howard, prime minister of Australia when he is with Dubya.

Look at that brown-noser, he's giving his boss an Australian Kiss (Aussie Kiss) again.
Little Johnnie is giving Dubya (or Dickhead Cheney) an Australian Kiss again

by shonny March 04, 2007

creotard

A sub-human who believes in creation as told in the bible, and refuses to understand or consider any other explanation. All creationists are retards, but not all retards are creationist (i.e. there is some hope for the latter).

IDiots are all creotards.
Discovery Institute is a holding tank for creotards.
If you believe in god you are most likely a creotard.

by shonny July 24, 2008

finance jew

Greedy, dishonest person who takes advantage of the situation in a financial transaction.
Refers to how Jacob in the old testament cheated his brother out of his birthrights.
Derogatory about rich jews who got their riches by cheating others.

Listen to the finance jews playing the stock market scream when they are fleeced for a change.

by shonny September 26, 2007