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border raider

Bad boys from Missouri who burned the town of Lawrence Ks, 150 years ago, due to their tolerance of racial equality.
Lawrence was the largest town in n.e. Kansas at that time.
A group of Border ruffians rode west from Missouri one nite and set fire to the town of Lawrence, thus becoming Border Raiders.
by shomesomethin July 27, 2010
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1-800-EAT-SHIT

This is the number you write on a piece of paper and hand to someone who doesn't agree with you or something you are doing.
A popular bumper sticker says "Don't like my driving?"
Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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Incestophiliac

Anyone who has admitted to or been convicted of taking indecent liberties with a minor who is in their own family.
When musician Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousins 13 yr. old daughter at the age of 27, he became an Incestophiliac.
by shomesomethin July 27, 2010
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Lee Oswald

Lee H. Oswald was a patriot of the American people, who stood for everything that the United Socialist States of American government is against.
The government knew that if John F. Kennedy wasn't eliminated, then the Viet Nam "police action" would never have happened, and several govt. contractors would go completely broke, and their would have been no protection for the oil companies who were "wildcatting" for oil in the area at the time.
Kennedy was killed in the classic "triangulation of fire" using 3 different expert rifleman, who were most likely hired by the C.I.A.
Someone had to be sacrificed, to take the blame for the assassination, and Lee Oswald was the perfect candidate. He had recently defected from the USA and then returned to Texas with his new russian bride. At the time, the majority of the American public were foolish enough to believe any story that the government perpetuated, no matter how absurd.
Lee Oswald had not fired any kind of rifle in years, at the time of his alleged involvment, in the shooting.
by shomesomethin July 5, 2010
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Clubber

A clubber is patch wearing member of an outlaw motorcycle club, such as The Galloping Gooses, or The Hells Angels.
Dude #1: Hey man, why do all those bikers have the same patch on the back of their leathers ?
Dude #2: Those are clubbers man... don't be starin at 'em !
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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RAP

Robbing artistic producers, which is what the majority of rap purveyors are doing, by sampling (stealing) from other artists, mainly rock.

RAP is not music, and is very difficult to be considered music by any stretch of the word,
RAP is actually Rhythym and poetry... piss poor poetry, which was at one time very unique, until the second or third RAP spitter became popular, then it went south, because everything done since that very first one, has the same lyrics, just shifted around to a different computer beat.

RAP is popular because too many white juveniles want to fit in by appearing to be a "gangsta" or a "playa" because they listen to it.
RAP is popular with young blacks because it talks about the only things that many of them truly understand: poor speech, lack of formal education, lack of respect for themselves and anyone who doesn't look act and talk like them.
RAP exemplifies the "herd instinct" to look, talk, think and dress alike, just like the military, or the police, like one big "Gang mentality"... ie; no sense of individuality, which, of course means that RAP lovers need leadership, like sheep, and other bovines, thus, they follow the "lead" of the uneducated, unintelligent "wish they could be" musicians/poets.
RAP and it's popularity is proof of the sorry state of America, now that the uneducated, morally void have set a trend that has gained a massive following of ignorant youth.
The onset of this trend was the mid-1970's, when corporal punishment was outlawed in the public school system.
by shomesomethin June 29, 2010
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papershuffler

A papershuffler is biker slang for a man who works in an office enviroment, wearing a suit and tie, who doesn't get his hands dirty, such as a banker, or a stockmarket trader.
"Look at that dudes hands, he looks like he's never done an honest days work in his whole life.
I'll bet he's a lame-ass papershuffler !
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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