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Lubricant used before anal sex is performed.
Pack that ass with booty butter so it wont be a dry hump.
by shomesomethin July 21, 2010
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A van, or mini-van, preferably with a bed in it, and no side windows, a motel room on wheels. A place to take a person you just met in a bar to have some privacy, either for sex or a dope deal.
I call my van a fucktruck, because it's like having a motel room with me whereever I go.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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A shit talker is what 99% of people under25 years of age are, especially when around other "shit talkers" who like try try to impress other idiots of their age group, to try to appear "worldly" or "knowledgeable" about something they know absolutely nothing about. Shit talkers are silent around adults, (people over 35) because they realize that people who have lived a while have heard plenty of bullshit talk and are not impressed by juveniles babbling bullshit.
See also: liar, punk.
A black or white shit talker is generally a wannabe gangster, because they need a group of people around them to back up their mouth, and to feel like they're "tough" All gang members are "shit talkers".
by shomesomethin June 30, 2010
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A hotsheet is a motel that rents rooms by the hour, usually for prostitutional purposes.
"Take that casino-ho and go find a hotsheet down the street.
by shomesomethin July 12, 2010
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The first band ever to garner world-wide success by word-of-mouth only, while being totally rejected by music critics, world wide. Started in 1968 by former Yardbirds guitarist Jimmy Page, and poular session musician/arranger John Paul Jones, who were both formally trained,well seasoned musicians. Line-up completed with the addition of former Band of Joy vocalist/lyricist Robert Plant and self-taught percussionist John Bonham, two teenagers who considered themselves "country bumpkins" at the time.
First musical effort as a group was the first few bars of the Yardbirds "Train Kept a Rollin", which created a spark of energy that lasted until September 20, 1980..... the day John Bonham died of alcohol poisoning. The remaining three musicians had enough respect for their creativity,as a whole, their body of work, their fans, and John Henry Bonham to subsequently end their career as LedZeppelin.
An indication of their ongoing popularity and enormous fan base was realized when, in October 2007 it was announced the three surviving members would re-unite, to perform one show, as LedZeppelin, with the son of their late drummer...Jason Bonham. The show was sold out in twenty minutes, when the LedZeppelin website crashed, receiving over 1 million requests for the 20,000 seats available at Londons O2 Arena. The event was a memorial for the death of Ahmet Ertegun, the president of Atlantic records who signed LedZeppelin in 1968.
A LedZeppelin concert would generally reach well over 100 decibals just from crowd noise alone, before the band ever went onstage.
LedZeppelin once earned over 900,000 dollars for a 3 hour show in Oakland Ca., in 1973, something few bands have done since.
Top albums: Zoso (#4) aka the symbols LP, includes Stairway to Heaven, a song considered to be their enduring masterpiece.
Physical Grafitti (#6) a double album.
LedZeppelin III (#3)
Least popular album: In through the out door. (#9)
by shomesomethin June 27, 2010
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Anyone who resorts to the use of such slang terminology as found in the urban dictionary. Someone who is a shining example of the sad state of the educational system in the United States.
A spurg is of the level of human intelligence that requires communication of a nature that differs from the proper terminology of their predominant language.
A spurg can be wealthy or poor, young or old, homo or hetero, male or female, from any place throughout the world.
A spurg has one mindset: being worshiped, revered, adored, admired, awed. (Thought of as COOL)
A spurg is seen everywhere, in the media especially, a spurg is what most humans aspire to be, without even knowing it. A spurg doesn't have the ability to standardize without some kind of example.
A spurg has a "cud" or dumb mindset that cannot fathom anything in and of itself, anything new, a spurg 's mindset must have something to compare a thought or idea to, in order to understand.
by shomesomethin June 27, 2010
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The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.
Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...
by shomesomethin July 30, 2010
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