shomesomethin's definitions

compuspeech

A language consisting of shortened or abreviated terms; used both on the computer in chat rooms or blogging/comments, and for text messages, for those who cannot spell or type very well.

lmao, roflmao, lol, wtf, and IMO are all compuspeech,

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

booty butter

Lubricant used before anal sex is performed.

Pack that ass with booty butter so it wont be a dry hump.

by shomesomethin July 21, 2010

bullbit

bullbit is an exaggeration, or outright lie that somebody puts right in the middle of a true story, a bullbit is usually used as an attempt to make the storyteller appear to be cool. A bullbit is a tiny bit of bullshit that can change a story drastically or just slightly, depending on where, in the story, it is inserted.

His recap of the story was pretty much right on the money, except for the bullbit he tossed in at the end, to try to impress the chicks.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Joint Session

A.K.A. a joint session of congress; when two or more of you are gthered in the name of acheiving an optimum buzz.
When 2 or more are getting high.

Wht don't you guys come in the house, where we can have a joint session (of congress) ?

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

Calimentality

The ignorant idea that life is somehow better in California than it is in any other state.

All the punks in jail, in just about any place except California have this dumbass Calimentality.

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

web-weaver

One who weaves a tangled web of lies and deception.
Derived from the quote "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive." By Edgar Allen Poe
One who stirs up trouble by using deception.

Stay away from that asshole, he is just a web-weaver.
He will just stir up trouble.

by shomesomethin July 21, 2010

niggespeech

Another term for ebonics. Something that America and The Urban Dictionary needs a whole helluva lot less of.

Every rap ever spewed is full of Niggespeech.

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010