Definitions by shomesomethin

niggespeech 

Another term for ebonics. Something that America and The Urban Dictionary needs a whole helluva lot less of.

Every rap ever spewed is full of Niggespeech.

niggespeech by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

Joint Session 

A.K.A. a joint session of congress; when two or more of you are gthered in the name of acheiving an optimum buzz.
When 2 or more are getting high.

Wht don't you guys come in the house, where we can have a joint session (of congress) ?

Joint Session by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

Calimentality 

The ignorant idea that life is somehow better in California than it is in any other state.

All the punks in jail, in just about any place except California have this dumbass Calimentality.

Calimentality by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

bitchbath 

bitchbath is a bath taken in a bathroom without a tub or shower, with a sink and paper towels, targeting the armpits and ctotchal region of a male or female.

Dude #1: Hey, lets stop in at that bar for a drink, it looks crowded, like it's crawlin with women !
Dude #2: Okay but first go back to that gas station so I can take a quick bitchbath, I stink somethin fierce !
Dude #1: Alright, but make it fast !

bitchbath by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

p-pad 

A p-pad is a very small passenger seat on a motorcycle (usually a hardtail) mounted on the rear fender of the bike.
It is just big enough for a female to set her ass on, about enough padding to keep her pussy off the fender. Also refered to as a pussy pad.
Needless to say, it is very uncomfortable.

Bikerchick; Take me for a ride on your bike !
Biker: Okay but there ain't no seat except mine, all you get to sit on is a p-pad !

p-pad by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Clubber 

A clubber is patch wearing member of an outlaw motorcycle club, such as The Galloping Gooses, or The Hells Angels.

Dude #1: Hey man, why do all those bikers have the same patch on the back of their leathers ?
Dude #2: Those are clubbers man... don't be starin at 'em !

Clubber by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

papershuffler 

A papershuffler is biker slang for a man who works in an office enviroment, wearing a suit and tie, who doesn't get his hands dirty, such as a banker, or a stockmarket trader.

"Look at that dudes hands, he looks like he's never done an honest days work in his whole life.
I'll bet he's a lame-ass papershuffler !

papershuffler by shomesomethin July 13, 2010