melted butter

A term used for a woman who is easy to get into bed, or an easy fuck. A woman you don't have to spend money on to get laid.
She's just like melted butter, spreads easy.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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web-weaver

One who weaves a tangled web of lies and deception.
Derived from the quote "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive." By Edgar Allen Poe
One who stirs up trouble by using deception.
Stay away from that asshole, he is just a web-weaver.
He will just stir up trouble.
by shomesomethin July 21, 2010
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bitchbath

bitchbath is a bath taken in a bathroom without a tub or shower, with a sink and paper towels, targeting the armpits and ctotchal region of a male or female.
Dude #1: Hey, lets stop in at that bar for a drink, it looks crowded, like it's crawlin with women !
Dude #2: Okay but first go back to that gas station so I can take a quick bitchbath, I stink somethin fierce !
Dude #1: Alright, but make it fast !
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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AWATAW

Assholes Who are Addicted To Abreviating Words; namely, idiots under the age of 35 years, who text everything instead of speaking face-to-face, like people do. People who are too lazy to type a complete sentence, people who spend too much time on the internet chat rooms, or too much time blogging.
Most people online are speaking AWATAW, a whole new computer language for those who can't type well.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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niggespeech

Another term for ebonics. Something that America and The Urban Dictionary needs a whole helluva lot less of.
Every rap ever spewed is full of Niggespeech.
by shomesomethin July 14, 2010
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mattressback

A slang term for a prostitute,; a woman who makes a living on her back.
A mattressback spends as much time as possible on her back, making money.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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LedZeppelin

The first band ever to garner world-wide success by word-of-mouth only, while being totally rejected by music critics, world wide. Started in 1968 by former Yardbirds guitarist Jimmy Page, and poular session musician/arranger John Paul Jones, who were both formally trained,well seasoned musicians. Line-up completed with the addition of former Band of Joy vocalist/lyricist Robert Plant and self-taught percussionist John Bonham, two teenagers who considered themselves "country bumpkins" at the time.
First musical effort as a group was the first few bars of the Yardbirds "Train Kept a Rollin", which created a spark of energy that lasted until September 20, 1980..... the day John Bonham died of alcohol poisoning. The remaining three musicians had enough respect for their creativity,as a whole, their body of work, their fans, and John Henry Bonham to subsequently end their career as LedZeppelin.
An indication of their ongoing popularity and enormous fan base was realized when, in October 2007 it was announced the three surviving members would re-unite, to perform one show, as LedZeppelin, with the son of their late drummer...Jason Bonham. The show was sold out in twenty minutes, when the LedZeppelin website crashed, receiving over 1 million requests for the 20,000 seats available at Londons O2 Arena. The event was a memorial for the death of Ahmet Ertegun, the president of Atlantic records who signed LedZeppelin in 1968.
A LedZeppelin concert would generally reach well over 100 decibals just from crowd noise alone, before the band ever went onstage.
LedZeppelin once earned over 900,000 dollars for a 3 hour show in Oakland Ca., in 1973, something few bands have done since.
Top albums: Zoso (#4) aka the symbols LP, includes Stairway to Heaven, a song considered to be their enduring masterpiece.
Physical Grafitti (#6) a double album.
LedZeppelin III (#3)
Least popular album: In through the out door. (#9)
by shomesomethin June 29, 2010
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