shoesrbad's definitions

Becca-boo

A person who I don't know, HI!!!

Hi Becca-boo, my name is ShoesRBad, how are you?

by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003

Balls out

This is a serious condition that effects many athletes, it occurs when a sprinter wears very short shorts and then sprints. What happens is his nuts flap outside the shorts and are clearly visible to all. It is disgusting and must be prevented at all costs.

When Calin jumped long jump he always went balls out and never wore spandex underneath his shorts, hey it pays to advertise.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

tomater

To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"

After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"

by ShoesRBad April 15, 2003

Head

The top most segment of the body of a human, also found in other mammals. This stores the brain and eyes and the face in general. Note: this is also the end of a penis, this also stores all thinking capacity for men.

Hey just take your head out of your pants Jim. No not that one! Damnit!

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

freedom fries

An expression to change the food French fries away from the obviously negative conotation. This tactic was used during WWI with German involving "liberty meseals" and "liberty cabbage." The US goverment has not learned anything since.

Guy 1: Pass the freedom fries.
Guy 2: First off they are french fries, second off you didn't say please ass!

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

pays to advertise

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.

Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

Money Mountains

Ski resorts where the skiers and snowboarders have top of the line equipement but fall down on the bunny slope.

That money mountain is where all those people go who can't ski, once I saw one nut a tree when he was bombing down the bunny slope cause he couldn't turn. HAHA.

by ShoesRBad March 27, 2003