A "man of leasure" who spends his days rambling from one place to another,with a cheerful smile and a knapsack and stick over his shoulder,greeting people warmly and brightining up their lives.
In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .
In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .
I used to be in a highly stressed stock dealership,wastein my life at work.But now im addicted to crack ive become a gentleman of the road with all the spare time in the world!! Couldn't give us 50p for a cup a tea mate?
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
1) The building practice of splashing decrotive gravel on wet concrete walls
2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate
3)A collection of cindy crawfords
2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate
3)A collection of cindy crawfords
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
When a man awakes to find a piss rifle has arived and he must urinate.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
A rough,one sided act of love between a man and a woman.Notions of foreplay,scented candles and soft music go out the window in favour of a swift,joyless hump.
Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
A monthly cycle accident that leaves women bleeding from the saddle area.
The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE CUPS OUT TO DRAIN YOU FACKING KAANT!!
Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"
Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
when reffering to a man: A man who is down to earth, caring, thoughtfull, laidback,etc
reffering to a woman : a lady who is f-ugly
reffering to a woman : a lady who is f-ugly
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004