Mexican picnic

An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.

Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?

Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc

by shitty Nicko June 11, 2006

ESS

Empty Sack Syndrome: After a long day of "self dicipline" infront of a few porn DVD's, the bloke goes to have one last one before going to sleep. He is suffering from ESS if all he manages to conjure forth is a grunt and a wince.

No need for a joe-bag love, got a lend of Charlies Anal's of one of the lads and ive got a bad case of ESS!

by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

10 pinter

A lady who's "inner beauty" only becomes apparent after a gallon of wife beater/ being viewed through "stellavision".

A woman with great personality

Had the beer goggles on last weekend, eh Ian? Saw you going at it with a right 10 pinter!

by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004

wife beater

A perticularly strong/ cheap/ cheap+strong alcoholic beverage best served ice cold from a can. Usualy beer or cider.Makes you want to smile,then frown,the hit someone/anyone,then sell the childrens toys for more of it.

The "harder stuff" is reffered to as "wreck the house"

Can I offer you some fine South African wine sir,or some light+frothy larger?

Nah, give us the usual.

Very good sir,10 cans of wife beater and a pub sized bottle of wreck the house comming up sir!!

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

fly's eyes

the act of pushing one's ball bag through the buttoned hole at the front of mens boxer shorts

try it at home in front of mirror / girlfriend's pairents

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004

pebble dasher

1) The building practice of splashing decrotive gravel on wet concrete walls

2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate

3)A collection of cindy crawfords

Clean that after you fuckhead!!
That crapper has more skidmarks than a formula 1 race track!

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004

piss rifle

The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc

Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!

Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.

by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004