16 definitions by shitty Nicko
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
A perticularly strong/ cheap/ cheap+strong alcoholic beverage best served ice cold from a can. Usualy beer or cider.Makes you want to smile,then frown,the hit someone/anyone,then sell the childrens toys for more of it.
The "harder stuff" is reffered to as "wreck the house"
The "harder stuff" is reffered to as "wreck the house"
Can I offer you some fine South African wine sir,or some light+frothy larger?
Nah, give us the usual.
Very good sir,10 cans of wife beater and a pub sized bottle of wreck the house comming up sir!!
Nah, give us the usual.
Very good sir,10 cans of wife beater and a pub sized bottle of wreck the house comming up sir!!
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc
Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!
Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.
Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
Empty Sack Syndrome: After a long day of "self dicipline" infront of a few porn DVD's, the bloke goes to have one last one before going to sleep. He is suffering from ESS if all he manages to conjure forth is a grunt and a wince.
No need for a joe-bag love, got a lend of Charlies Anal's of one of the lads and ive got a bad case of ESS!
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
when reffering to a man: A man who is down to earth, caring, thoughtfull, laidback,etc
reffering to a woman : a lady who is f-ugly
reffering to a woman : a lady who is f-ugly
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
When a man awakes to find a piss rifle has arived and he must urinate.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004