cock blocker

Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.

Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"

by shelly September 27, 2004

blow me

yet another way to go tell someone to fuck themself

Yeah, Blow me.

by shelly February 10, 2003

April 20

The best day in the world!

Hey, its 4:20, time to hoot!!!

by shelly April 18, 2005

cattywompus

topsy-turvy; weird

I ate those mushrooms and now I feel all cattywompus.

by Shelly April 18, 2004

afgani

Totally conservative.

I dont know why she thinks i'm a hoe. I dress totally afgani and everything.

by shelly February 10, 2003

meat

a boys dick/penis/swanka

Shit I want a fucking big meat in my fat wet pussy.

by shelly January 02, 2004

1432

i love you 2

by shelly July 14, 2003