shelly's definitions

zimpick

The little containers contain little goodies that you get out of a vending machine.

"Mommy, mommy ! Look what I got in this zimpick !"

by Shelly April 3, 2005

Ass monkey

a homosexual male who does the fucking, aka the top

josh is a real ass monkey--he knows how to plow the puddin!

by Shelly January 16, 2003

queef

hehehe, luckly, i've never qweefed(that i know of)

i qweefed in my boyfriends mouth, and he blew up like a blow fish!!

by Shelly July 25, 2003

1432

i love you 2

by shelly July 14, 2003

meteorologist

One who studies the activity of weather

my cousin is a meteorologist

by Shelly May 1, 2003

carrot shredder

its the same thing as sucking a dick

your a carrot shredder !

by shelly May 13, 2005

nukka

A girl that no man can touch. The most holy of holy

Don't even bother with that nukka.

by shelly February 10, 2003