shelly's definitions

cock blocker

Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.

Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"

by shelly September 27, 2004

queef

hehehe, luckly, i've never qweefed(that i know of)

i qweefed in my boyfriends mouth, and he blew up like a blow fish!!

by Shelly July 25, 2003

Ass monkey

a homosexual male who does the fucking, aka the top

josh is a real ass monkey--he knows how to plow the puddin!

by Shelly January 16, 2003

meteorologist

One who studies the activity of weather

my cousin is a meteorologist

by Shelly May 1, 2003

meat

a boys dick/penis/swanka

Shit I want a fucking big meat in my fat wet pussy.

by shelly January 2, 2004

afgani

Totally conservative.

I dont know why she thinks i'm a hoe. I dress totally afgani and everything.

by shelly February 10, 2003

carrot shredder

its the same thing as sucking a dick

your a carrot shredder !

by shelly May 13, 2005