shelly's definitions

Frazer James

a psycho bloke who comes from Blackpool. When sober, is generally sarcastic - which to people he dont know, gives really bad first impressions , and is genreally good at computers. HOWEVER

feed him some alcohol and he becomes a psychotic woman raping whore. Tells his friends how he would like to do shot girls one handed, and finds it difficult to not shout out to fit birds how nice their ass is, regardless whether or not their boyfriends are present.

Friend : hi Stu, who is your friend... he's a fuckin nutcase. He shouted to some bird that she was fit then her moche boyfriend jumpped on his back and cut his ear open... then he got headbutted by a police horse!!

Me : ROFLMAOLOLZBBQ... thats Frazer James

by Shelly February 3, 2005

meat

a boys dick/penis/swanka

Shit I want a fucking big meat in my fat wet pussy.

by shelly January 2, 2004

1432

i love you 2

by shelly July 14, 2003

meteorologist

One who studies the activity of weather

my cousin is a meteorologist

by Shelly May 1, 2003

carrot shredder

its the same thing as sucking a dick

your a carrot shredder !

by shelly May 13, 2005

queef

hehehe, luckly, i've never qweefed(that i know of)

i qweefed in my boyfriends mouth, and he blew up like a blow fish!!

by Shelly July 25, 2003

Ass monkey

a homosexual male who does the fucking, aka the top

josh is a real ass monkey--he knows how to plow the puddin!

by Shelly January 16, 2003