pharmaceutically generated pill, the purpose of which is to take"the edge off" a grown up anxiety-laden event such as:
1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert
1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert
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When traveling out of state, Paul called upon his bardar to lead the group to the local watering hole, "Murphys".
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After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..
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