puntificate

to unexpectantly be required to authoritatively address a subject one has little to no prior knowledge of.....

As a speaker at the seminar and in response to a rogue question,Paul was required to puntificate....

by sheila in the car June 30, 2011

nectar of the guys

beer

Before the party Carl filled his cooler with the nectar of the guys...

by sheila in the car May 18, 2009

dixie

a fall....

Carl landed on his dog when he took a dixie over the beer cooler...

by sheila in the car May 18, 2009

bottom feeder

term used to describe the boomerang child who returns to the family home to take up adult residence in the basement

Carl finished college and immediately assumed the position of bottom feeder.

by sheila in the car June 09, 2010

Influenzer

Person with the flu who insists on sharing it with the public by not staying home .

Sally gained notoriety as an influenzer when she refused to stay home from work when suffering from the flu

by sheila in the car June 19, 2019

yo-yo dieting

non medical term to describe the act of taking off weight and putting it right back on only to begin the cycle once again....

At the funeral home Carl's friends were overheard remarking that, instead of engaging in yo-yo dieting,he should have just picked a weight and stayed with it.....

by sheila in the car June 21, 2009

short ones

term for young children

Carl had to leave work early in order to get to the elementary school in time to pick up his short ones....

by sheila in the car July 13, 2011