Definitions by sheila in the car

puntificate 

to unexpectantly be required to authoritatively address a subject one has little to no prior knowledge of.....

As a speaker at the seminar and in response to a rogue question,Paul was required to puntificate....

puntificate by sheila in the car July 1, 2011

platoonic

term which best describes the asexual relationship between a male and female in the military.....

The relationship between the female marine and the male marine was strictly platoonic....

platoonic by sheila in the car July 1, 2011

Check splitting dominance 

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...

Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.

Check splitting dominance by sheila in the car May 8, 2011

Shrimp skimpy 

Culinary dish having way too few pieces of shrimp....

Paul ordered shrimp scampi from the menu but when the dish arrived he counted the shrimp and realized he had been served shrimp skimpy.

Shrimp skimpy by sheila in the car March 5, 2011

St. Bernard

term for the guy who brings the booze to the party......

Paul was the designated St. Bernard for the Super Bowl party.

St. Bernard by sheila in the car January 1, 2011

terrocious

a combination of the word terrible and atrocious this term is used to describe the ultimate worst of something /anything....

See word combinations such as ginormous,fugly,
guaranf'intee

Carl expected to go to jail for his latest crime because he knew his criminal record was absolutely terrocious.

terrocious by sheila in the car December 6, 2010

festival of fights

name for any holiday celebrated by a dysfunctional family

Paul was not looking forward to leaving college to head back home to be with his family for the festival of fights

festival of fights by sheila in the car November 26, 2010