off script

term used to describe the occasion when one "goes rogue"and acts in a manner not contemplated or planned...

Carl went off script when he stripped to his underwear while at the bar with the guys...

by sheila in the car December 30, 2009

precautionary wizz

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity

Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .

by sheila in the car May 23, 2009

go fat early

The time honored and respected credo of a young man who wishes to get a quick sexual hit out of the way and still make it back for last call with his crew.

Both Paul and Carl decided that on Friday night they would"go fat early" so they would still have time to
catch the west coast game with their buddies at the bar.

by sheila in the car December 19, 2009

not ready for prime time

The term to describe one who lacks the necessary level of knowledge,
skill and experience to be considered in the league of experts in a particular field...

The candidate's poor performance in the debate made it clear he/she was

not ready for prime time.

by sheila in the car June 18, 2013

turn in your man card

instructional phrase (spoken in a manner which can only be termed as pure disgust)used by one male to another male who has clearly shown he has lost all vestige of manhood.....

When Carl was spotted purchasing a movie ticket to "Eat,Pray Love" ,his pal in line to see Jackie Chan starring as "Jackie Chan in The Jackie Chan Story" yelled out ,"Hey,dude, now you gotta turn in your man card"..........

by sheila in the car August 21, 2010

dinosaur dad

term used to describe a much older man who marries for the second or third time and fathers a child to keep his young wife happy....

When he walked into the country club dining room pushing a stroller,Paul looked around and realized he was the only dinosaur dad there.
See Larry King,Paul McCartney,Donald Trump

by sheila in the car June 11, 2009

Boyfriend hair

Way too long hair on a girl worn only because her boyfriend likes it ....

Even though she would look better with a chic short haircut,Sally kept her boyfriend hair to keep Steve happy.

by sheila in the car February 11, 2012