sheila in the car's definitions

TAILGATE

To folllow closely behind an individual authorized with a security scan pass to enter an area or building so as to gain unauthorized entrance

Paul knew the only way he would get into the dorm was to tailgate.

by sheila in the car September 14, 2009

poopflinger

person who is totally full of it

It took me two minutes to figure out my sister's boyfriend was a poopflinger

by sheila in the car November 1, 2008

I Phelta Thi

Just one of many campus fraternities for horndogs...

Carl and Paul were both proud members of I Phelta Thi.

by sheila in the car January 12, 2012

missing a spoke

missing a tooth

Everytime Carl smiled you clearly could see he was missing a spoke

by sheila in the car July 10, 2009

Shrimp skimpy

Culinary dish having way too few pieces of shrimp....

Paul ordered shrimp scampi from the menu but when the dish arrived he counted the shrimp and realized he had been served shrimp skimpy.

by sheila in the car March 5, 2011

death by show business

cause of death attributed to the excesses of and fallout from fame...

Heaven is crowded with stars who succumbed to the temptations of celebrity and their death certificate confirms a death by show business.

by sheila in the car June 30, 2009

the fight bed

term used to describe any secondary sleep location which is used as a result of an argument between sexual partners

Paul was destined for the fight bed after telling his girlfriend she could lose a few....

by sheila in the car October 6, 2009