Definitions by sheila in the car

heavy looking on 

Term used to describe when a person is in the unfortunate position of observing :

1)a co worker get and accept ALL the credit for the hard work they both performed

2)a close pal win the lottery

As Paul accepted all the kudos and the bonus for the success of the project ,Carl just did some "heavy looking on"...

heavy looking on by sheila in the car May 25, 2009

mopery with intent to gawk 

quasi-criminal offense frequently enforced by cops in crowded areas such as concerts and sports events by stating "move it along ..there's nothing to see here...."

Before Paul got a chance to see what was going on he was charged with "mopery with intent to gawk"

mopery with intent to gawk by sheila in the car May 24, 2009

precautionary wizz 

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity

Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .

precautionary wizz by sheila in the car May 23, 2009

two slapper 

term used by investigators to describe a suspect/target who requires one slap to start him talking and a second slap to shut him up...

The cops knew their prayers were answered when they realized Carl was a two slapper...

two slapper by sheila in the car May 18, 2009

dixie

a fall....

Carl landed on his dog when he took a dixie over the beer cooler...

dixie by sheila in the car May 17, 2009

nectar of the guys

beer

Before the party Carl filled his cooler with the nectar of the guys...

nectar of the guys by sheila in the car May 17, 2009

satan's urine

white wine

After drinking a boatload of satan's urine Sally engaged in a drink and dial .

satan's urine by sheila in the car May 17, 2009