two slapper

term used by investigators to describe a suspect/target who requires one slap to start him talking and a second slap to shut him up...

The cops knew their prayers were answered when they realized Carl was a two slapper...

by sheila in the car May 19, 2009

non-event planner

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........

Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.

by sheila in the car October 14, 2010

Res judicootie

Finding its origin in the legal term res judicata (meaning forever barred) ,res judicootie references one's successful treatment of head lice or nits, fleas and the like....

Following two weeks of torturous treatment,little Sally was hoping to declare res judicootie on her case of head lice.

by sheila in the car December 26, 2011

the fight bed

term used to describe any secondary sleep location which is used as a result of an argument between sexual partners

Paul was destined for the fight bed after telling his girlfriend she could lose a few....

by sheila in the car October 06, 2009

Steve jobbed

Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....

At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...

by sheila in the car October 22, 2011

Heave ho ho ho

Noun. As in to get or receive, it is the removal of someone from your life or getting fired just at Christmas time...

Sally knew Christmas was the season of giving so she finally decided to give her boyfriend Paul the heave ho ho ho.

by sheila in the car December 02, 2012

mongojerry

abnormal

Every summer we have to go visit my mongojerry cousins in Kansas

by sheila in the car September 18, 2008