not ready for prime time

The term to describe one who lacks the necessary level of knowledge,
skill and experience to be considered in the league of experts in a particular field...

The candidate's poor performance in the debate made it clear he/she was

not ready for prime time.

by sheila in the car June 18, 2013

precautionary wizz

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity

Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .

by sheila in the car May 23, 2009

go fat early

The time honored and respected credo of a young man who wishes to get a quick sexual hit out of the way and still make it back for last call with his crew.

Both Paul and Carl decided that on Friday night they would"go fat early" so they would still have time to
catch the west coast game with their buddies at the bar.

by sheila in the car December 19, 2009

mopery with intent to gawk

quasi-criminal offense frequently enforced by cops in crowded areas such as concerts and sports events by stating "move it along ..there's nothing to see here...."

Before Paul got a chance to see what was going on he was charged with "mopery with intent to gawk"

by sheila in the car May 24, 2009

dinosaur dad

term used to describe a much older man who marries for the second or third time and fathers a child to keep his young wife happy....

When he walked into the country club dining room pushing a stroller,Paul looked around and realized he was the only dinosaur dad there.
See Larry King,Paul McCartney,Donald Trump

by sheila in the car June 11, 2009

wrestlers

not boxers but the other white brief

Carl preferred wearing wrestlers to boxers ....or depends.

by sheila in the car June 07, 2009

work blue

phrase used by comedians to describe a comedy act laced with profanity and sexual content.

When asked to appear as comedy entertainment at the first grade graduation ,Carl agreed not to work blue.

by sheila in the car January 30, 2010