Il Douche

As the Fascist leader Mussolini was known as Il Duce, the term "Il Douche" is used to describe the number one leader of douchebags(you know who you are) and/or all that is douchey............
Carl was bestowed with the name Il Douche as a result of his tendency to be a major d-bag.
by sheila in the car July 21, 2010
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crumbledrag

The feeling when you look down at the front of your sweater or look across the table at your date's sweater to find more food on it than on the plate.
Mark experienced crumbledrag when he noticed his blind date's top was covered with bits of her doughnut and in disgust he blurted"Be careful you're getting some of that in your mouth."
by sheila in the car January 14, 2019
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death by show business

cause of death attributed to the excesses of and fallout from fame...
Heaven is crowded with stars who succumbed to the temptations of celebrity and their death certificate confirms a death by show business.
by sheila in the car July 01, 2009
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float rider

descriptive term which provides the highest form of praise for the beauty of a young woman
Paul's girlfriend was a float rider , his sister was not.
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that ship has sailed

term oft used to establish an opportunity lost
Ever hopeful he would get back together with his girlfriend,Paul finally realized "that ship has sailed" when he heard she married another.
by sheila in the car June 20, 2009
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business finger

descriptive term for the ever popular middle finger,the finger most favored by those flipping the bird and amateur gynecologists alike...
Paul was known to make use of his business finger when a car cut him off on the highway....
by sheila in the car January 23, 2010
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prom zit

Regardless of age ,race or creed,the pimple you can pretty much bank on heading in your direction before any of life's major events.Not suprisingly,the size of said pimple being in direct correlation to the personal importance of the pending event.
Just days before his appearance on TV, Paul's worse fears were realized with the advent of a prom zit .
by sheila in the car February 07, 2010
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