Cheeto fast

The antithesis of cheetah fast...it means slow ,as in couch potato slow...

Everyone in the office knew if they asked Craig to work on a project it would be done Cheeto fast.

by sheila in the car June 30, 2013

See something,say something

The catchphrase made popular by Homeland Security to encourage the public to remain vigilant in the war on terrorism.

Not to be confused with the catchphrase "See something,eat something" made popular by

Kirstie Alley and the like....

To keep the public safe,Homeland Security encourages everyone to stay aware and if you
"See something,say something"

by sheila in the car May 15, 2013

candlelight vigil

standard /routine, if not downright overused, method of remembrance for pretty much anything

Having lossed her goldfish to the toilet, little Sally thought a candlelight vigil was surely in order.

by sheila in the car June 28, 2009

Shrimp skimpy

Culinary dish having way too few pieces of shrimp....

Paul ordered shrimp scampi from the menu but when the dish arrived he counted the shrimp and realized he had been served shrimp skimpy.

by sheila in the car February 19, 2011

dinosaur dad

term used to describe a much older man who marries for the second or third time and fathers a child to keep his young wife happy....

When he walked into the country club dining room pushing a stroller,Paul looked around and realized he was the only dinosaur dad there.
See Larry King,Paul McCartney,Donald Trump

by sheila in the car June 12, 2009

rib wood

term to describe the quasi- sexual stirrings a man experiences upon smelling slow cooked ribs

Kevin and Charlie entered the flagrant kitchen,smelled the slow cooked ribs, and immediately sprung rib wood.

by sheila in the car July 04, 2009

platoonic

term which best describes the asexual relationship between a male and female in the military.....

The relationship between the female marine and the male marine was strictly platoonic....

by sheila in the car June 30, 2011