shdwsclan's definitions

Ultraviolet

1. A semi-visible spectrum of light beyond violet on the visible spectrum.
2. A crummy movie riddled with errors, plot holes, and poor acting. Its so crummy, its cheaper to buy for $3 at Costco, but sum argue that that is not even worth it. It is also a paradox that Sony added a special copy protection to this disk that made is especially hard to rip, especially, since no one in the right mind would watch it much less buy or attempt to pirate it.

That ultraviolet movie is so aweful, that Sony refund my $3 for this piece of junk and waste of time...

by shdwsclan May 22, 2009

ISP Cartel

1. An illegal group of communications companies hellbent on pricefixing and keeping the United States and in extension, other parts of the world in the stone age, while Asia enjoys extremely high speeds due to government control or a pure market economy with no possibility of lobbying. This Cartel is composed of Verizon, Comcast, ATT, CableVision, TimeWarner, and TMobile, which throught ATT, encompass all Canadian carriers and through Tmobile, intermingle all European carriers.

Man that ISP Cartel raised rates system wide again....I wish I lived in Hong Kong, where for $20 you get a Gigabit Symmetrical.

by shdwsclan May 22, 2009

Niggins

1. Common name of a a butler named Higgins, but black, so thus, the name is Niggins.

Niggins !, Bring me some tea (In a high pitched british accent).

by shdwsclan August 2, 2009

beaner flu

1. A flu virus carried only by beaners and their pigs.

Man those beaners are nasty, now they carry beaner flu, why aren't they cornered and deported. See wetback flu.

by shdwsclan April 29, 2009

Nigger Digger

1. A white woman who generally dates niggers. All attempts are made to publicize this so that she is outcast from the white community and classified at tainted material. All hopes of settling down with a white husband are thwarted by the community, thus proving the notion that "once you go black, you can never go back". If by some chance, the woman settles down with a white man, that man will be promptly notified by mail or mouth by a member or the community so that he may divorce her as fast as possible. He will not be shunned by the community if he did not know, unless he refuses. If there are children, they would not be shunned if they stay with the father.

2. Niggers carry the mark of Cain and anyone who cavorts with them knowingly has the mark transferred to them.

Larry learned that his wife is a nigger digger, so now he is divorcing her. Shame he didnt have a pre-nub. He will try to get the children for their own good...so they do not have to carry the mark of cain.

by shdwsclan May 22, 2009

Nigga Digga

1. See Nigger Digger.

1. Nigga Digga -> See Nigger Digger.

by shdwsclan May 22, 2009

nigger-brown

1. A type of special color resembling niggers. Not found in the USA because of Jessie Jackson and Al Sharton. Can be found in the crayola 100 collection distributed in Canada, South America, Europe and Asia. Commonly used to refer to colors of furniture leather, especially that made of nigger skin, commonly found in China.

The couch we received from china was not just brown, but nigger-brown, as indicated by the tag.

by shdwsclan August 2, 2009