shawn b.'s definitions

Moon Stone

An object from the Pokemon games that helps certain Pokemon evolve.

Nidorino + Moon Stone= Nidoking
Clefairy + Moon Stone= Clefable
Jigglypuff + Moon Stone= Wigglytuff

by Shawn B. October 19, 2003

splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.

The rotten tomato splattered when it hit the window.

by Shawn B. June 19, 2003

censorship

Something soccer moms see as shikkerific, but it's a pain in the pompis.

Soccer Mom- Eminem's music is too vulgar. Thank goodness we have censorship!
Shawn B.- You sadistic old hag! *shoots her with Uzi* Who else wants some?! *others back off*

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

Flash

HM 05 of the Pokemon games; it lights up dark areas (like caves), and in battle reduces your foe's accuracy.

Flash is a Normal type attack; it can be taught to nearly every Pokemon

by Shawn B. October 23, 2003

leg-humper

Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.

This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

The Parrot of R&B

See ashanti

Ja Rule and The Parrot of R&B make a good couple because both of them make lame music....if you can call the latter's trite BS 'music'!

by Shawn B. August 9, 2003

the greatest being in the world

Everyone should know this one, regardless of their religion.....

The greatest being in the world lives in churches, temples, mosques, cathedrals, anywhere you can imagine...

by Shawn B. May 7, 2003