shawn b.'s definitions

Thunder Stone

An item used in the Pokemon games to evolve certain Pokemon into higher-level, electric type Pokemon.

I used a Thunder Stone on my Eevee andn it became a Jolteon. Sweet!

by Shawn B. October 19, 2003

Sesame Street

The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around Barney,Maisie, and Max and Ruby!

Sesame Street is a classic

by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

Dumb Ed

The dumbest of the three main characters from Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. He likes to read comics and he is always getting beat up by his fat-lipped sister Sarah.

Dumb Ed also gives us some on the funniest quotes from said cartoon:
''Gravy!''
''Slide on the soap... slide on the soap...slide on the soap...slide on the soap...''
''Cafe au lait!''
''One plus one equals one on a bun!"

by Shawn B. September 22, 2003

tengu

A Japanese demon with a long, red nose. Said to live in mountains and have a bad attitude. Tengu are also supposedly able to fly.

Our mailman Robert was a tengu for Halloween last year....kinda wierd, since he's 42 years old and still watches Sailor Moon. But what's even wierder is the fact he got more candy than my little cousins.....

by Shawn B. April 28, 2003

dumb monkey

A stupid primate who swings from trees, shoves berries up his butt, and flings his poop at people.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! the dumb monkey bit my nipple off!

by Shawn B. June 4, 2003

Wall-humper

Someone who humps walls

Lil Kurt is a wall-humper.

by Shawn B. May 6, 2003

Der Junkfüdfest

Also known as the day after halloween; on this day, you wolf down the candy got trick-or-treating/robbing little kids. If you're not careful, you could wind up sick or fat, so celebrate wisely!

RatchetBoo celebrated Der Junkfüdfest by wolfing down 6 mini-bags of M&Ms in .039 seconds.

by Shawn B. November 2, 2003