Dumb Ed

The dumbest of the three main characters from Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. He likes to read comics and he is always getting beat up by his fat-lipped sister Sarah.
Dumb Ed also gives us some on the funniest quotes from said cartoon:
''Gravy!''
''Slide on the soap... slide on the soap...slide on the soap...slide on the soap...''
''Cafe au lait!''
''One plus one equals one on a bun!"
by Shawn B. September 22, 2003
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childish

I hate childish people, especially if they are authority figures.
by Shawn B. April 03, 2003
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Haxor

One who uses leet and/or hacks into people's computers. Known for their abandonment of proper spelling and grammar.
Haxors are destroying the English language as we speak!
by Shawn B. May 16, 2003
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UrbanChauvinism

The common assumption that most UrbanDictionary authors are male. Well, surprise, gentlemen, that's not true! A lot of the better definitions here come from female authors, to be honest.
Nearly everyone here thinks that RatchetBoo's male, but it's really a female. Yes, I said *FEMALE*! That's right, let it soak in those EverQuest-ravaged brains of yours!
by Shawn B. November 23, 2003
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proper spelling

Being able to spell like a normal, educated person. Some people aren't capable of this; this is why words like yuo, OMG, teh, dood, and much of the haxor language exists.
On UrbanDictionary.com, proper spelling has gone the way of the dinosaur.
by Shawn B. May 11, 2003
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beautiful

1. Vin Diesel's big, juicy pecs

2. J.M.'s lips

3. A hunter green or black 1997 Chevy Camaro.
All of these things are beautiful.
by Shawn B. May 21, 2003
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Simply put, these are weight-loss methods that will work for anyone. They are simple, inexpensive, and don't require medicines or bulky, complicated machinery.

1. EAT IN MODERATION- This means don't go out and eat 6 Big Macs, 2 family sized pizzas, 4 extra-large bags of fries when a small bag of fries with a normal-szed burger will do.

2. EXERCISE MORE OFTEN- If you're a kid, participate in your PE class (No, sitting on the bleachers and discussing whether Ja-Rule is gay or not doesn't count!) frequently. If you're an adult, jog around the block or join an exercise class.

3. TRY A GREATER VARIETY OF FOODS- Don't just eat junk food and chips; try someting spicy or savory once in a while. Try to integrate more of the food groups into your daily diet as well.

4. LISTEN TO YOUR BODY- When you feel full, stop eating. It's as simple as that. Just save what you can for next time.

5. DON'T BELIEVE THE (LOW-FAT) HYPE!- Low- fat doesn't neccesarily mean 'low-fat'; it caould be loaded with dyes and added sweeteners.

6. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THOSE FAD DIETS- The only thing that will slim down is your wallet.
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by Shawn B. February 06, 2006
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