shane's definitions

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Ha ha look at his wide, short chode!

by Shane June 19, 2004

governator

As in the way of The Hit BlockBuster,

The Terminator

in which Arnold Schwarzenegger played the evil robot that helped destroy a civilization, then went good in the sequel, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been elected for Governor of California.

As the Governor, Mr. Schwarzenegger hopes to reenact his role by destroying the state of california, then rebuilding it when he is re elected, for his stunning 10-pack abs. People will hten recognize him as the hero, but for now hes just...

THE GOVERNATOR

Wow, The Governator really brought us down, but now that hes brought us back up, i really enjoy his great 10-pack abs.

by Shane December 14, 2003

cront

a term used for someone who is up them selves, rude, self centred and a bitch. It can be applied to anyone you really dont like.

Amy: Shane you are a cront!

by Shane April 5, 2005

green day

A nu rock/punk group that serves up nothing more than the same old bubble-gum pop crap. Like most anything else "nu", they're just terrible.

Growing up in California, they also have a tremendous amount of white guilt. Their politics are at the grade school level and they couldn't tell you what they "stand for" if they wanted to or had to.

They really suck... truly.

by Shane April 9, 2005

Chenis

Chinese Penis

"That Asian man had a very small Chenis"

by Shane November 21, 2003

rusty trombone

To be rimmed while simultaneously recieving a handjob.


(It has NOTHING to do with "mud butt". whomever posted that definition is completely wrong and a moron. That is known as "scat". The anus is clean while getting rimmed.)

"She tongued my asshole while giving me the best handjob I've ever had in my life!"

by Shane March 11, 2005

nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004