108 definitions by shane

the act of being violent, vulgar, or commiting social no no's like incest, phedophelia, or disgusting sexual acts.
"She went Jerry Springer on me"
"you better watch or he'll go Jerry Springer on you:
"watch your kids and animals, they may go Jerry Springer"
by shane March 23, 2005
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"yais" can't be defined conventionally. one would be less successful at defining "yais" than he/she would be at defining the contemporary english language's utility infielder, "like". "yais" is a state of mind. "yais" is understanding and misunderstanding, as well as all points described on the subsequent continuum.
you are lovely, yais; gay, yais; yais? yais; is two plus two, four? yais; (if i had the character spaces to continue, i probably wouldn't. yais.)
by shane April 5, 2005
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A man of extreme muscular strength and sexiness.
Andy Vahamaa is a cock diesel.
by shane January 2, 2005
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To describe something or someone that has been beating in anyway. Whenever someone is subject to humilation.
Whoa, D00D, you got owned. This is after he or she has had something happen to him or her that is not good.
by shane August 9, 2003
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Slang term for xylophone, a tuned melodic percussion instrument, made of either wood, kelon, or a similar resonant material. Often having a musical range of at least two octaves, xylophones have a very articulate and characteristic sound. They are a very important instrument in today's bands and orchestras.
OK percussion, sort out the parts, and make sure you remember there is a xylophone solo during this piece.
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Did you guys hear that wicked xylophone solo in Sabre Dance?
by shane January 8, 2005
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a girl/guy you went out with but you really didn't have a connection with but the sex was so good that you fuck em from time to time
samantha calls up her fuck buddy john because she is horny
by shane September 4, 2004
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