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overcarriage

If there is an undercarriage, there must be an overcarriage, this should be self explanatory. It's your pet's back as in the fur area above it's spine.
someone take that fucking sweater off that poor ass, sweaty looking toy dog

dude it's my small dog I can decorate from his overcarriage down to his lil nails
by Shagmelon April 16, 2011
mugGet the overcarriagemug.

JFK

This is when someone is AFK so long it is assumed they are a dead president.
no one responding on IRC!

dats alright they prolly just JFK
by Shagmelon May 7, 2011
mugGet the JFKmug.

undercarriage

Very simple. This is your pet's fucking stomach.
Kitty loves it when you scratch her undercarriage.
by Shagmelon April 16, 2011
mugGet the undercarriagemug.

Hipster

A Hipster is a neo-beatnik bent on individuality and seeking a culture previously underground or unique. The word Hipster is synonymous with poser. See poser. A hipster will never claim being a hipster unless they are jokingly denouncing hipsterism and are in fact an individual.
"Hipster chicks are hot, I like the way they dress, they listen to good music"
"Yes, but creative women with their own tastes who dress like hipsters, and listen to hipster music out of their own enjoyment are the ones you want to talk to".
by Shagmelon March 26, 2011
mugGet the Hipstermug.

ntmyt

Example 1:
"shucks! I am unsure on the proper usage of

too and to, but it is very nice too meet you!"

"yo ntmyt"

Example 2:
"Nice to meet you!"
"ntmyt"
"what?"
"I'm so hasty!
by Shagmelon April 16, 2011
mugGet the ntmytmug.

me yes

Term to recede you no. Used to proceed a rebuttal in debates and conversation. Also denotes victory in debates.
...yeah bro but that Megan Fox is so...

Beautiful yes. Amazingly attractive...she can't act, you no. Me yes
by Shagmelon April 16, 2011
mugGet the me yesmug.

Nigger

Nigger isn't a racial term, it means spatula, and a spatula is a cooking utensil.
I'm preparing eggs and I cannot find your nigger. Check the silverware drawer, I believe I have three of them.

When cooking flapjacks, I use a select nigger, it's choice.

I've destroyed my best pan with a metal nigger.
by shagmelon August 22, 2011
mugGet the Niggermug.

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