sgt. pepper's definitions

The Beatles

The band of bands. 'nuff said. They talk about them in the bible...in the book of ROCK. Chapter 1 verse 1. "And the god of rock said 'let there be kick ass brits to put an end to this elvis nonsense' and then he created the beatles...and it was good"

SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND is the greatest rock CD made by human hands.

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

teletubbies

You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies

The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

Good Charlotte

Good Charlotte. Evil band. Whiney "punk" band...well they call themselves punk. Band consists of Joel,Benji,Chris,and Billy...their songs are made up of simple music and even more simple lyrics. Usually listened to by nonconformist conformists who shop at Hot-Topic but still bitch about large corporations ruining their perfect anarchist life.

Shit...pure and total shit...listen to the Sex Pistols or The Clash instead.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

mexi-pile

adj: describing filling up a car with way more people than the car was originally designed to carry; a reference to mexican immigrants who try to illegally sneak into the US by cramming many people deep into vans or trucks.

"If all 10 you guys want to fit in my Honda, you are going to have to mexi-pile it.

by sgt. pepper November 13, 2004

dankelicious

adj: of or possessing superior quality; a combination of dank and delicious

This fine greenery smells dankelicious.

by sgt. pepper November 13, 2004

Bill Clinton

okay...okay...not the best pres. But look at who we have now...

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by Sgt. Pepper March 9, 2007

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005