Definitions by sgt. pepper

Mitch Hedberg 

A comedian who happened to be the funniest person ever to walk the earth. Died earlier this year...and the world has been unfunny ever since. He was about to to a special on HBO that would have been fuckin' awesome...but now...it will never happen. Go figure...everyone who ever does something good for the world dies before they hit 30.

"I got a ant farm...them little bastards didn't grow shit." ~Mitch Hedberg~

Mitch Hedberg by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

Demetri Martin by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

The Beatles 

The band of bands. 'nuff said. They talk about them in the bible...in the book of ROCK. Chapter 1 verse 1. "And the god of rock said 'let there be kick ass brits to put an end to this elvis nonsense' and then he created the beatles...and it was good"

SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND is the greatest rock CD made by human hands.

The Beatles by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

Ozzfest 

SHIT...100% pure shit.

I went to ozzfest and it is overrated shit.

Ozzfest by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

Yoko Ono 

an adjective used to describe someone who destroys something great.

Courtney Love was Nirvana's Yoko Ono.

Yoko Ono by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

John Lennon 

I would like to quote jockstrap...someone who posted earlier.

"He's really not that great.
John Lennon, what can be said, he's not that great, given way too much credit."

And I would like to respond with FUCK YOU!!!! LENNON RULES!!!

This post will be deleted in about 2 days because it "sucks"

John Lennon by Sgt. Pepper March 12, 2005

Ram 

Paul McCartney cd. Includes such famous songs as Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey. Very good cd.

Ram rocks and so do Paul McCartney and the Beatles!!!!

Ram by Sgt. Pepper March 2, 2005