Yoko Ono

an adjective used to describe someone who destroys something great.

Courtney Love was Nirvana's Yoko Ono.

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

friends

1. Something I don't have many of.

2.The TV show that just won't go away.

1. Damn, when people think you are a serial killer they don't want to be your friends.

2.Friends was cancelled like 3 years ago and people are still talking about it.

by Sgt. Pepper September 01, 2005

Mitch Hedberg

A comedian who happened to be the funniest person ever to walk the earth. Died earlier this year...and the world has been unfunny ever since. He was about to to a special on HBO that would have been fuckin' awesome...but now...it will never happen. Go figure...everyone who ever does something good for the world dies before they hit 30.

"I got a ant farm...them little bastards didn't grow shit." ~Mitch Hedberg~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

dankelicious

adj: of or possessing superior quality; a combination of dank and delicious

This fine greenery smells dankelicious.

by sgt. pepper November 13, 2004

Good Charlotte

Good Charlotte. Evil band. Whiney "punk" band...well they call themselves punk. Band consists of Joel,Benji,Chris,and Billy...their songs are made up of simple music and even more simple lyrics. Usually listened to by nonconformist conformists who shop at Hot-Topic but still bitch about large corporations ruining their perfect anarchist life.

Shit...pure and total shit...listen to the Sex Pistols or The Clash instead.

by Sgt. Pepper September 01, 2005

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

Bill Clinton

okay...okay...not the best pres. But look at who we have now...

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by Sgt. Pepper March 09, 2007