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The Beatles

The band of bands. 'nuff said. They talk about them in the bible...in the book of ROCK. Chapter 1 verse 1. "And the god of rock said 'let there be kick ass brits to put an end to this elvis nonsense' and then he created the beatles...and it was good"
SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND is the greatest rock CD made by human hands.
by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005
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south park

A show that was good once, but went to crap. The animation style was sub-par and the writers relied on shock humor to get a lsugh. Funny for a week then it just gets old.
Hey F***K you...I'm a g*dd**n South Park character. All I can do is F*****g swear because I have a s***ty vocabulary. I'm only funny to third grade f**ks who think that swearing is funny.
by Sgt. Pepper June 17, 2006
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John Lennon

I would like to quote jockstrap...someone who posted earlier.

"He's really not that great.
John Lennon, what can be said, he's not that great, given way too much credit."

And I would like to respond with FUCK YOU!!!! LENNON RULES!!!
This post will be deleted in about 2 days because it "sucks"
by Sgt. Pepper March 12, 2005
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friends

1. Something I don't have many of.

2.The TV show that just won't go away.
1. Damn, when people think you are a serial killer they don't want to be your friends.

2.Friends was cancelled like 3 years ago and people are still talking about it.
by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005
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Mitch Hedberg

A comedian who happened to be the funniest person ever to walk the earth. Died earlier this year...and the world has been unfunny ever since. He was about to to a special on HBO that would have been fuckin' awesome...but now...it will never happen. Go figure...everyone who ever does something good for the world dies before they hit 30.
"I got a ant farm...them little bastards didn't grow shit." ~Mitch Hedberg~
by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005
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Bill Clinton

okay...okay...not the best pres. But look at who we have now...
by Sgt. Pepper March 9, 2007
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Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~
by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005
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