proctsicle

A proctologist's finger just after it's been inserted and withdrawn from a patient's rectum

That proctsicle was finger-licking good.

by sexpissdull December 03, 2010

hegsethup

A pushup where you down a shot of vodka while you're in the air between each pushup.

How many hegsethups can you do before you pass out? Pete can do 47!

by sexpissdull January 25, 2025

chile reanal

A bowel movement that causes a stinging sensation in the anus after a spicy meal at a Mexican restaurant

For every chile relleno I eat at that Tex-Mex restaurant, I'm going to get a chile reanal a few hours later.

by sexpissdull December 15, 2010

fliggybicker

A twig used to flick dog poop hanging from the hair of a dog's butt

When I was walking my dog today, he took a messy shit and I had to use a fliggybicker to flick the fresh dingleberry away from his butt.

by sexpissdull January 25, 2025

stinkubator

The space between the bedsheets where farts ripen and mature

After a dinner of white navy beans and turkey, my wife and I went to bed and created a memorable stinkubator under the covers with several hours of flatulence.

by sexpissdull June 10, 2011

woogershnoozariantologist

Someone with a PhD in everything.

That chick is really smart. Of course she is; she's a woogershnoozariantologist. She's got a PhD in everything.

by sexpissdull April 13, 2021

smellvinator

A cold sore on the nostril flange associated with the Kelvinator brand of refrigerators

I had a sore shiny red lump on my nostril flange that my dermatologist diagnosed as a smellvinator.

by sexpissdull December 03, 2010