sexpissdull's definitions

krechgee

The moaning and groaning sound that old men (alter kakers) make

My grandfather woke up everyone in the house this morning with his incredibly loud and prolonged krechgees.

by sexpissdull January 26, 2025

fliggybicker

A twig used to flick dog poop hanging from the hair of a dog's butt

When I was walking my dog today, he took a messy shit and I had to use a fliggybicker to flick the fresh dingleberry away from his butt.

by sexpissdull January 25, 2025

hegsethup

A pushup where you down a shot of vodka while you're in the air between each pushup.

How many hegsethups can you do before you pass out? Pete can do 47!

by sexpissdull January 25, 2025

smellvinator

A cold sore on the nostril flange associated with the Kelvinator brand of refrigerators

I had a sore shiny red lump on my nostril flange that my dermatologist diagnosed as a smellvinator.

by sexpissdull December 3, 2010

woogershnoozariantologist

Someone with a PhD in everything.

That chick is really smart. Of course she is; she's a woogershnoozariantologist. She's got a PhD in everything.

by sexpissdull April 13, 2021

chile reanal

A bowel movement that causes a stinging sensation in the anus after a spicy meal at a Mexican restaurant

For every chile relleno I eat at that Tex-Mex restaurant, I'm going to get a chile reanal a few hours later.

by sexpissdull December 15, 2010

schlepatitis

state of exhaustion caused by excessive schlepping or carrying, moving, dragging

After helping my friends move across town, I came down with an acute case of schlepatitis

by sexpissdull January 6, 2011