sexie chocolate's definitions

The Joneses

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.

"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."

by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004

playgirl

A magazine that THANK GOD gave the ladies some fine ass eye candy for a change!

Me: Didi, what are you doing with my Palygirl?
Didi (pulling up her panties): Uh, nuthin'.
Me: You a damn lie! Gimme dat...oooohhh, wait a minute. DAMN that man got a cucumber dick!
Didi: Don't he?
Me: Don't change the subject, bitch.

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

loose-ass heffa

Every neighborhood's got one. 'Nuff said.

Remember the bitch from "Varsity Blues" who covered herself in whipped cream and threw herself at her man's friend? THAT'S A LOOSE-ASS HEFFA!

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

reefer chiefer

One who smokes weed! DUH!

Me and my sis Kelly are big reefer chiefers!

by sexie chocolate December 29, 2005

in heat

When a creature (most likely an amimal, but can apply to humans) is so horny, it'll hump anyhthing in sight.

Mona: OMG! Look at Jack!
Mae: What the fuck is he doing?
Jack(pulling out of the dog's ass): Ooooh, yeah! Thanks again, sparky!
Sparky: Woof!

by sexie chocolate October 5, 2004

SIUC

Southern Illinois University in Carbondale, Illinois. Home of the Salukis. Good school, but if you don't have a car, you're fu**ed.

SIUC campus is full of some really, really hot guys.

by sexie chocolate September 26, 2008

virgin

losers who've never got their rocks off with a member of the oppposite (or for you liberals, the same) sex.

Hopefully there are no real-life "40 Year-Old Virgins". If so, you're fucking sad and need to buy a prostitute so you can join in on what the rest of the free fucking world has already experienced.

by sexie chocolate January 1, 2006