free reading

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004

Joe Camel

The coolest pitch man for cigarettes ever. Has some animal-like tendencies, mainly those of a camel.

Get lung cancer the Joe Camel way! *cough cough*

by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004

britney spears

She just got chosen for "Star of 2004"? Can y'all believe that shit???? Little Miss I'm-not-that-innocent? The man-stealing, no talent, blonde bimbo wench! Prime example of what happens when America feeds off of ass and titties and no talent.

You know what Britney Spears and a bag of burning garbage have in common?
They're both hot trash.

by sexie chocolate December 24, 2004

Shemp

Next to Curly, the funniest stooge.

Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

loose-ass heffa

Every neighborhood's got one. 'Nuff said.

Remember the bitch from "Varsity Blues" who covered herself in whipped cream and threw herself at her man's friend? THAT'S A LOOSE-ASS HEFFA!

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

wine head

Also known as a wino; a staggering, scraggly, usually disheveled and smelly homeless bum who spends his daily allowance of $2 on another pint of Thunderbird.

J.D.'s grandaddy is a hopeless wino.

by sexie chocolate October 09, 2004

in heat

When a creature (most likely an amimal, but can apply to humans) is so horny, it'll hump anyhthing in sight.

Mona: OMG! Look at Jack!
Mae: What the fuck is he doing?
Jack(pulling out of the dog's ass): Ooooh, yeah! Thanks again, sparky!
Sparky: Woof!

by sexie chocolate October 05, 2004