Urban Dictionary: Definitions by sexie chocolate

playgirl

A magazine that THANK GOD gave the ladies some fine ass eye candy for a change!

Me: Didi, what are you doing with my Palygirl?
Didi (pulling up her panties): Uh, nuthin'.
Me: You a damn lie! Gimme dat...oooohhh, wait a minute. DAMN that man got a cucumber dick!
Didi: Don't he?
Me: Don't change the subject, bitch.

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

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Gay porn

When guys get together for man-2-man fuck sessions. Gets the pizzle drizzlin' for some females.

I walked in the porta-porn place one day and saw some gay porn. Two men sweating it out, grindin' ass-to-ass? What's wrong with that? Got me hot. If straight men can ogle lesbians, why can't us girls drool over two dicks,hmm?

by sexie chocolate October 22, 2004

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britney spears

She just got chosen for "Star of 2004"? Can y'all believe that shit???? Little Miss I'm-not-that-innocent? The man-stealing, no talent, blonde bimbo wench! Prime example of what happens when America feeds off of ass and titties and no talent.

You know what Britney Spears and a bag of burning garbage have in common?
They're both hot trash.

by sexie chocolate December 24, 2004

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John Danks

REALLY REALLY REALLY cute pitcher for the Chicago White Sox. Gorgeous smile and cute dimples :p

haha...John Danks name has 'dank' in it (puff puff)

by sexie chocolate October 9, 2008

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skillet

A cast iron cooking pan used to make eggs, bacon, delicious dinners, and can also be utilized to knock any aggravating or annoying asshole out cold if so needed.

Example 1: I had two skillet-fried eggs this morning for breakfast.
Example 2: Cory wouldn't shut the fuck up hollerin' in my ear, so I clocked him upside his head with a skillet.

by sexie chocolate December 12, 2004

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