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Bitch Flipped

While waiting to turn left at a traffic light that is red

You Decide it would be faster to turn right, and flip a bitch.
Right after you turn around the traffic lights change and you are now sitting at another red light in the same intersection.
Man I'm in a real hurry to get some poontang and this light is taking way too long. I better go right and do a u-turn.
I hope I don;t get bitch flipped and waist 3 more minutes.
by selvol August 9, 2012
mugGet the Bitch Flippedmug.

facebook fucker

A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".

And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.
Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.
by selvol December 17, 2013
mugGet the facebook fuckermug.

potato texter

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
by selvol July 31, 2010
mugGet the potato textermug.

SOLOMON WILLIAMS

I am a Crafty computer Guinness that does stuff others can only dream of doing with a computer.

My knowledge will almost always finds it way into an Illegal action where someone looses Money & that someone is never me.

For fun I'll hack and get things like this definition published.
Damn Solomon Williams just don't stop with his Computer mayhem.

No I don't.
by selvol August 28, 2012
mugGet the SOLOMON WILLIAMSmug.

Shihem

A Shy person that has a penis and vagina.
A Shy Shim.
What up with that Shim it never talks to anyone?
Oh it's a Shihem.
by selvol August 27, 2012
mugGet the Shihemmug.

ChiKin

1/2 Chicano and 1/2 (kinfolk) Black.
Check out that ChiKin playing Basket Ball.

I am.

He can Jump High,
But sucks at everything else.
by selvol August 16, 2012
mugGet the ChiKinmug.

SelVol

SelVol, Quite Simply the Volume control of ones Cell Phone when spoken in Ebonics.
Yo cuz I can't hear this Fool.
I think My SelVol is too low.
by selvol April 16, 2011
mugGet the SelVolmug.

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