sebastian crucial's definitions

bro in the dark

A bro who’s never tan, and is so white that he looks like he could glow in the dark.

“Justin needs to take his shirt off and get a tan—if he doesn’t he’ll bro in the dark.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

bro it all

The bro who knows it all, or thinks he does.

“Dannys a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about Converge.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Bro vs. Wade

When bros don’t use protection for sex.

“Dude, nobody’s got a condom here and Sally wants me to slam her —I guess I’m gonna have to go Bro vs. Wade.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Broasis

The local bar all the bros hang out at.

“I went to Spike's last Friday night and there were so many bros I thought it was a broasis.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Broanoke

Collectively all the Bros in the city of Roanoke, VA.

bro1:"Were having a Brodown tonight with all of Broanoke."
bro2:"Fuck yeah, I love those bros!"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Brosgiving

Thanksgiving with your bros.

bro1:"Dude, Brosgiving was awesome this year."
bro2:"What did you guys do?"
bro1:"You know, bro, chillax, drink wiskey, eat turkey, watch skate vids"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Yo Booty

A phrase commonly used to attract a babe's attention. If yelled in inner city RVA it will make girls will turn and look like its their name.

"Matt saw some hot scene sluts after the ETID show, so he leaned out of the car window and yelled 'Yo Booty!' and got one of thier numbers"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006