sebastian crucial's definitions

bromanitarian

When a bro is especially humanitarian.

"Doug is talking about moving to Sudan for a year to help with the efforts to end the genocide in Darfur. He is defintely a bromanitarian."

by sebastian crucial February 5, 2007

boss pimp

The biggest pimp around. Amazing/Influential member of the african american community.

charlie brown:"martin lutha kang was a boss pimp"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

bro it all

The bro who knows it all, or thinks he does.

“Dannys a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about Converge.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Broanoke

Collectively all the Bros in the city of Roanoke, VA.

bro1:"Were having a Brodown tonight with all of Broanoke."
bro2:"Fuck yeah, I love those bros!"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

hesh the gnar

even better than shredding the gnar.

bro1:"Hey dude you wanna go shred the gnar?"
bro2:"FUCK NA, lets hesh the gnar"
bro1:"Deal!"

by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007

crassanova

Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.

dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

shake and bake

To sprinkle some "shake" or yae on some "bake" or weed, roll a blunt and smoke it.

bro1:"hey man i wanna shake and bake, you got any weed?"
bro2:"yeah bro you got some shake?"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006