sebastian's definitions

Quaz

n. Somebody or something that is extremely uncool (see lame), extremely bad (see heinous), and so on.

adj. To describe something as being very lame, heinous, etc.

"Mikal is such a fucking quaz. He's nowhere near as rad that Eskimonian ninja Kutt."

by Sebastian March 31, 2005

hero

A man or women willing to sacrifice themself to help others without the consideration of there own safety.
"Those who face fire without fear or armor.Those who step into the darkness without assurances of ever walking out again, because they know there are others waiting in the dark, Awaiting salvation."

Firefighters, Police Officers, Soldiers...

by Sebastian February 20, 2004

Turd Smuggler

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.

Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.

by Sebastian December 6, 2003

Peta

Peta = People Eating Tasty Animals.

I love Chicken. Meat is Good

by Sebastian June 10, 2006

Merse

A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.

1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!

by Sebastian September 2, 2008