porche

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.

guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"

by sean February 27, 2005

p3n0r

A penis that is smaller then two inches.

That chic's got a penor.

by Sean August 21, 2003

shakespear the bed

to die, or stop working see shit the bed

My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.

by Sean September 22, 2004

toss the onions

Female masturbation.

"Chicks can toss the onions anywhere."
"A girl in my keyboarding class supposedly tossed the onions last year in class."
"Hot girls don't need to toss their own onions in class. They get chase to do it."

by Sean May 09, 2004

rachel

a rachel is typically from the northeastern area of the United States, in New England. Rachel's like listening to music of jam bands such as Dave Matthews Band, or the Grateful Dead. They also hate chemistry and history.

Rachel: Hey want to go eat some New England clam chowder and then chill out and listen to some DMB all day?

by Sean July 30, 2008

Money

Word used to describe someone who is attractive.

That chick is money.
Money to your left.
You're so money and you don't even know it.

by Sean March 14, 2005

clan

When fucked up people do fucked up things... thats a fucking clan

Ku Klux Klan or CLAN!!!!

by Sean October 12, 2004